Wysterian Labourer's Council wrote:
Yo ladies, the name's Nick
Striding forth from the East with rhymes so sick
You think those fellows over there got moves?
Well let me tell you, I once lived to 182
So prepare to have your Minecraft world rocked.
What's that? You looking for a guy with skill?
Honey, you aint never met a guy who has drafted as many bills as I have.
And if my sweet technique should give you pause.
Just remember: I can legislate it all away with just one law.
My accent, you ask? Yeah, it's Wysterian.
Best gosh-darned realm in the entire lover-mucking Empire.
Despite my utter selflessness and godlike diplomatic ability, some in the Empire felt that my sheer attractiveness was too intimidating, so they declared secession from the Empire.
They don't know what they're missing.
So you better prepare and declare your intention to get with me
Shall we begin forthright our examination of legal theory?
I'm taking this to court now