Follow Along With The Original ERB:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yis7GzlXNMEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HERMERTIA
GIMPY IV
VS
NICHOLAS II
BEGIN!Nicholas IIOf all the players in Hermeria’s history,
They put the Duke with no vassals up against me?
I'm a veteran; crafter of legal theory!
I drop laws like they're falling from Dor Eryn’s tree!
You're no match for me! You’re in a rut you see!
I got experiments with democracy!
You wanna battle, Gimp? That's a crazy notion!
When I start playing, I keep on owning!
New law! Did you read that? Or did it pass too fast to reject?
Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a way for you to declare war on it!
I was born roleplaying: I'm Dodd’s gift!
I unlocked the server you're playing in!
You waste time on pointless wars no one wins,
While I create the ethos you conspire to tarnish!
Gimpy IVYes, it's true. What I use wars for is teach plebs that Kaine’s power shows,
But now I do what I gotta do to make sure new Hermertian memes can grow!
And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride. What'd you do with all that time you’re offline?
You geeked out, started writing songs that all stink, and you sure didn't get no King! (Votes!)
You wrote the book on legal theory, but you don’t know who the band ‘Queen’ is!
Your work on the Carta was exemplary, but your knowledge of films is shoddy! (Oh!)
You don't wanna mess with the guy, Gimpy! (Why?)
I spit salt like Sam with wolves that fly! (Sam is heard complaining in Discord)
Stick to writing laws no one reads
'Cause now we Kaine assume that you're about to get beat!
Nicholas IIWell, I conclude that your methods are the wackest!
You couldn’t even get a position in the Cabinet!
Every event has a legal and logical precedent
Except when I return you this sentence!
I accelerated the minds of the Empire to a higher plane of understanding, and
I can legislate the fate and the size and the shape of the areas of land you're expanding in!
And I will leave you with a page from a law I wrote at half your play-time to rebut:
In Ministries if sitting resigns and no one runs to fill their site if we call a special election where only Mark runs then who will fill that spot next?!
The legal language morphs into the figure of Mark Accynafon.Mark Accynnafon Why don't you pick on a realm your own size? (Own size!)
We got a badass over here; plus, I got your back, Gimpy!
Ostlead reaching new heights; Creeperism proselytize.
By the way, the answer to your little legal language is I,
As in I put the swag back in Minecaft,
While Nick the Second was lying about his characters dying,
And gone AFK off the server in some overseas job business
Our Minecraft world is infinite, but this battle is finished.