---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chronicles of Biakko O’Kleefe, Personal Archives 430th year of the emperor, Chester-le-Ford
So I made a baby. The making of it was… well I don’t know how I feel about it. I mean I seen horses do it, but I can’t believe there’s no cleaner way to… to do this. Frankly, no matter what Gaston says, I'm sure the sausages string and the watering can were unnecessary. Horses don't do that sort of things! Anyway.
We named the baby Liserett O’Kleefe because Gaston’s last name is Bones and well, that’s a stupid name.
Nursing is gross. The baby’s sticky and it smells funny. At least it doesn’t scream much. Instead it... it glares at people in a… kind of an intense disapproving way. It’s weird.
I already miss hammering things together. As soon as it can eat actual food, I'm hiring a governess and I'm out...
At least I have a good team of workers, Chester-le-Ford's construction is progressing steadily. Without me right now, but still.
Mrs Biakko O’Kleefe ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
_________________ Lady Liserett of the House O'Kleefe Countess of Chester-le-Ford, Wysteria Deputy Minister of Hermertian History Appointed Minister of Wysterian Architecture
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