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PostPosted: September 6th, 2017, 3:15 am 
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Reason For Being Built and How To Get One Built In Your Amazing City!: Revenge Bakery is a franchise developed around making beautiful and very tasty pastry's. We can also add some hidden lethality into a cake, such as poison to perhaps kill off a spouse we wont tell ;) If you want a revenge bakery built in your amazing city feel free to come down to New Merchantia and contact me and I will see to it getting built!

How It Started Up: Many of my citizens in New Merchantia were complaining about only eating bread, potatoes, and carrots. So I decided to start up a bakery to quench their hunger for sweets. I also decided to add some lethality into the mix because some of the citizens in my village were murdering their spouses in cold blood and getting caught to easily! So I have made a convenient and safe way to murder your unwanted spouses! And it is always private we wont tell ;)

How to Join and What To Do: If you want to join this amazing bakery, please come on down to New Merchantia and apply we are always looking for new bakers for our planned new expansions around the lands of Hemertia! When you join you are tasked at baking cakes and other sweets. If you ever get a request to poison a cake or sweet do it discreetly do not mention it to anyone! Were running a business! If you are to ever discuss about the business, do not mention the poisoning it will destroy the company and the franchise! We hope to see you all soon!

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PostPosted: September 6th, 2017, 4:00 pm 
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Seems like a nice gentle, benign bakery company. Which is good because i don't like sinister or clandestine elements in my bread or baking.

Ill have an order for one of these establishments perhaps after i visit the headquarters branch in New Merchantia!

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PostPosted: September 7th, 2017, 1:45 am 
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I will jump to it when you give the ready Empress!


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PostPosted: September 7th, 2017, 4:08 am 
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We could definitely use one of these in the capital of Reinen! For.. reasons. Pure reasons. :) <3

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PostPosted: September 7th, 2017, 5:15 am 
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Whenever you give me the ready I shall begin building Duchess


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PostPosted: September 7th, 2017, 10:28 pm 
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Something about this seems illegal...

but the good kind of illegal...

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PostPosted: September 8th, 2017, 9:22 pm 
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Let's talk, the Capital of Dunn in Perth could definitely use one :)

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PostPosted: September 8th, 2017, 11:16 pm 
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Will do, when I get the ready from you I will start building


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