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Civilisation V Drinking Game

The time has come to make a drinking game for our favourite friendship destroyer: Civilisation V!


General:
- Drink if someone says they dont have any military units when they obviously do (stats page)
- Drink if large number of military units are claimed to be "for defensive purposes only".
- Drink if you have three or more of the same luxury resource nearby your capital.
- Take a shot if you complain about a starting location.
- If you are defeated first, finish your drink.
- If you disconnect, drink.
- Drink if the game has to be re-made and restarted due to the turn timer not working.
- Take a shot for every nuke/atomic bomb you fire.
- Drink if you ask someone else where another player is.
- Drink if you can't find another player for ages.
- Drink every time you find a natural wonder.
- Drink if someone says any Civ is 'op'.
- Drink if someone has to be snap chatted to join the game.
- If Roglar is in the game Drink until your sorrows have been drowned.
- Drink if your last city was taken but you have a final settler
- Take a shot if you settle another city after all your cities have been taken


Barbarians
- Drink if you complain about Barbarians
- Drink if the phrase " there are so many barbarians near me! " is exclaimed.
- Drink if the phrase " can you help me with that encampment " is mentioned.
- Drink twice if your worker is stolen.
- Take a shot if your settler is stolen.


Roglar
- Drink if Roglar says in a creepy way " Sammy boy ".
- Take a shot if Roglar attacks your first.
- Waterfall until the end of the turn if you have to protect your worker with a scout/warrior/archer to save it from being stolen from Roglar.
- Drink if you ask Roglar how he is getting on and he doesn't say anything.


Gimpy
- Drink if Gimpy takes Desert Folklore as his pantheon.
- Drink if Gimpy says " Owwehh nooowwhh" in a funny manner.
- Drink every time Gimpy complains about people going to war with him.
- Drink if Gimpy complains about Babylon or Korea are banned.
- Drink if Gimpy tries to convince you that Arkelai is the real threat.
- Drink if Gimpy says hysterically " It's Fine! It's Fine."




Ferris
- Ferris takes a shot if he builds the Great Pyramids, everyone else drinks.
- Drink if Ferris complains about warmongering or mentions " just playing the game like a normal person!".
- Take a shot if Ferris takes any other social policy than Liberty first.


Samaia
- Drink if Samaia claims to not understand how the game works.
- Drink if Samaia mentions that he only lost because he "is still learning"
- Take a shot if Samaia's Capital is less than size 5 by turn 60.

Arkelai
- Drink whenever you see that Arkelai has changed a city to "Deez Nuts" or something penis related.
- Drink if Arkelai creates a religion called HIV/AIDS or similar and it spreads to your City.
- Drink if your cities are infected with aforementioned HIV/AIDS religion, Arkelai drinks everytime he gloats about it.
- Drink when Arkelai has to help Samaia deal with perfidy from Gimpy.
- Drink if Arkelai tries to convince you that Gimpy is the real threat.

Nicholas
- Drink if Nicholas reminds everyone that he has never instigated an offensive action against another player.
- Drink if Nicholas doesn't end his turn properly.
- Drink if Nicholas asks that you dont settle too close to his borders.
- Drink if Nicholas stays silent when asked about his current status.
- Drink if Nicholas asks everyone what their gold/science/productions is and doesen't reveal his own.
- Drink if Nicholas says "Let's be friends".
- Drink if Nicholas interrupts Mumble conversation by randomly saying "Hello?" in a questioning voice.
- Drink if Nicholas says "We'll never finish a game".


Atryl
- Atryl takes a drink for every 5 turns he spends at the bottom of the leaderboard on points.
- Drink when Atryl is asked just what exactly he's been doing for the past few turns.
- Waterfall for however long Atryl complains about Barbarians.
- Take a shot if Atryl actually goes to war with someone else.
- Drink if Atryl threatens to flay your skin off for doing something against him.

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Petra Ravnikaar of The Veil

For someone who doesn't drink you do insist on drinking games a lot

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Ainmire Sera-Blodh of House Flenadrison, second of his name, King in the South, Ruler of Carrickshire, and slayer of false Kings.
"The Crippled King"
"Flanders"

Make your own goddamn subforum already, you got a game coordination thread, a drinking game thread and posts overflowing in the Quotes thread.

Shoo, Shoo!!

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Lady Liserett of the House O'Kleefe
Countess of Chester-le-Ford, Wysteria
Deputy Minister of Hermertian History
Appointed Minister of Wysterian Architecture

Off topic is the subforum

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Petra Ravnikaar of The Veil

Hisssssss

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Lady Liserett of the House O'Kleefe
Countess of Chester-le-Ford, Wysteria
Deputy Minister of Hermertian History
Appointed Minister of Wysterian Architecture

Exactly, my complaining is perfectly off topic. Or something.

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Lady Liserett of the House O'Kleefe
Countess of Chester-le-Ford, Wysteria
Deputy Minister of Hermertian History
Appointed Minister of Wysterian Architecture

hiss hiss

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Petra Ravnikaar of The Veil

Lol sam you look like you fell asleep half way through writing this. and whats the "owwehhh nowwwhh" thing?

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Gimpy/The Italian Stallion

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door, You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to." -Bilbo Baggins

Duke of Kaine

I cant type it but you say " oh no " in a funny, elongated sort of way sometimes. Usually in minecraft or something.

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Petra Ravnikaar of The Veil

added more, please post some here that need to be added.

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Petra Ravnikaar of The Veil