Reserving for future quote. Will fill in tonight with the quote.
Edit: I don't have all of it but I have a fair portion of it. Basically before King Arjen and I were talking about how long it's been, Aurennis logs on and misinteprets a reply, Aurennis and Arjen 'break up', Aurennis mentions me as backup, Arjen kills me (and other backup). Then this shit happens.
Xethaios: you can't craft saddles?
Aurennis: no but you can buy them from villagers though
Xethaios: I need one for reasons
King_ArjenIII: You wanna ride don't you?
King_ArjenIII: You wanna ride hard?
Aurennis: i think this community's heard enough about everyone's sexual fantasies
King_ArjenIII: Or not enough
Xethaios: I'll ride harder than I've ever ridden
King_ArjenIII: mmmhmmm bebe thats what i leik to hear
Aurennis: great, my two exlovers are going at it
King_ArjenIII: I'll tie him down
* King_ArjenIII ties Aurennis downAurennis: no wait
Aurennis: pls
King_ArjenIII: After you Xeth
* Xethaios shudders with delightAurennis: not my butthole
* King_ArjenIII spreads it wide
Aurennis: nuuuuuu
King_ArjenIII: wow man do you even wipe??
Xethaios: INITIATE PHASE ONE
Aurennis: nah man wiping is for pussies and pinkos
King_ArjenIII: i like pussies
Xethaios: Everybody does
King_ArjenIII: they are my fave thing in the world
Xethaios: Shall I get the potions?
Aurennis: please dont make me buttchug a potion of strength
Aurennis: no anus should be that powerful
King_ArjenIII: Potion of weakness actually
King_ArjenIII: To make it nice and supple
King_ArjenIII:
Xethaios: I was thinking more potion of Swiftness but w/e
King_ArjenIII: We want it to last as long as possible
Aurennis: RIP my butthole
King_ArjenIII: lets pink sock it
Aurennis: good god man
King_ArjenIII: Too far?
Xethaios: I think we're getting there
Aurennis: We need to copy/paste this whole thing into the hermertian quotes thread
King_ArjenIII: nose goes
Aurennis: nose
* King_ArjenIII puts finger on nose* Aurennis puts finger on nose * Xethaios puts finger on noseXethaios: Dammit
Aurennis: ayyy lmao bitch
Thank god for shadowplay, but if I had it set to record 8-10 minutes I would've gotten all of it.