1. Your High School Counselors decided to close for the summer so you cant send your transcripts to get away from your hellhole of a town. 2. Your rice is too hot, so it burns the roof of your mouth 3. You make a special cup of tea that tastes fantastic, and is made with local honey, then you forget about it and it goes cold. 4. Your cassette deck keeps making your tapes go all fuckey. 5. You live the life of a semi-professional white girl, with the a e s t h e t i c™ as well. 6. You have a matching set of coincidences that leads to you buying tickets to a Lorde concert "Cause its too many coincidences man." 7. You ran out of cold brew coffee, so you have to drink shitty peasant class regular coffee. 8. You procrastinate procrastinating. 9. You get concerned about writing the word "Fuckey" in the fourms
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