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 Post subject: Shamchat is Fun
PostPosted: January 4th, 2017, 4:07 am 
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This is a conversation between what do you hope for in your future and Puss.
Puss: Mew.
what do you hope for in your future: aww
what do you hope for in your future: *pat*
Puss: *pats you back*
what do you hope for in your future: -_-
Puss: :3
what do you hope for in your future: your planning my death arent you
Puss: Yes.
what do you hope for in your future: well I have two swords so come at me bro
what do you hope for in your future: yeah you heard right two swords
Puss: Allow me to unsheath my claws, grasshopper.
what do you hope for in your future: fuck that's like seven swords
what do you hope for in your future: you win what do you want
Puss: Your wife, steven.
what do you hope for in your future: fuck
what do you hope for in your future: you can have her
what do you hope for in your future: but
what do you hope for in your future: no
what do you hope for in your future: no no no
what do you hope for in your future: I will sword my wife before I give my wife to the likes of you
Puss: Then it is a duel TO THE DEATH.
what do you hope for in your future: *gets out sword and gets in ninja pose*
Puss: *also gets into ninja pose* Are you ready for my hopping cat style, STEVEN?
what do you hope for in your future: are you ready for the style where I hit you with a sword?
Puss: Bring it on.
Puss: I have nine lives to spare.
what do you hope for in your future: *for some reason a deep voiced announcer screams FIGHT*
what do you hope for in your future: *mortal combat theme plays*
what do you hope for in your future: *I wildly swing my sword in a windmill like a dipshit*
Puss: *I growl as menacingly as a Maine Coon can*
Puss: Mrow.
what do you hope for in your future: *the sword flies out of my hand and embeds itself into the wall*
what do you hope for in your future: huh
Puss: *I lunge at you, grab your pant leg, and start gnawing on it*
what do you hope for in your future: oh shit
what do you hope for in your future: well you forgot
what do you hope for in your future: I have ANOTHER SWORD
what do you hope for in your future: *pulls out plastic light Saber
what do you hope for in your future: whatchu gonna do
Puss: *I begin to climb*
what do you hope for in your future: *bops you on the head repeatedly with the sword*
Puss: Feel my claws dig into your pasty flesh, Steven!
what do you hope for in your future: IT FUCKING HURTS
what do you hope for in your future: BUT SO DOES MY SWORD
Puss: *I move around to your back*
what do you hope for in your future: *I reverse suplex you into a pillow*
Puss: *I land on my feet because cat*
what do you hope for in your future: *I swing my sword into a ready pose, but the blade flies off and breaks a lamp*
what do you hope for in your future: *Ashley screams in the distance "WHAT THE FUCK STEVEN" *
Puss: You may be blind without the light, but I have excellent night vision.
Puss: Also, YOU WILL BE MINE, ASHLEY.
what do you hope for in your future: well my sword is glow in the dark if you hold it outside for seven hours which I didnt
what do you hope for in your future: Ashley can't hear you
what do you hope for in your future: and if she did
what do you hope for in your future: she would laugh
what do you hope for in your future: face it
what do you hope for in your future: you are just a cat
what do you hope for in your future: cats suck dogs rule
what do you hope for in your future: checkmate
Puss: You are just a hapless white man who tricked a woman into marrying down.
what do you hope for in your future: no dude it's called the red pill
Puss: The truth hurts.
what do you hope for in your future: I read it on 4chan
what do you hope for in your future: they said I gotta be alpha and shit
Puss: How are you gonna be Alpha without THESE.
Puss: *I lunge at your crotch*
what do you hope for in your future: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what do you hope for in your future: ASHLEY HELP THE CATS GONE RABID
Puss: *I put on my cutest face, my eyes widen to their max*
Puss: mew.
what do you hope for in your future: steven
Puss: *I am looking at Ashley*
what do you hope for in your future: we went over this
what do you hope for in your future: the cat is not rabid
Puss: *I stick out my tongue*
what do you hope for in your future: awwwww
what do you hope for in your future: *boop*
what do you hope for in your future: I'm making lasagna, don't bother me it'll be done in an hour
Puss: *my eyes widen more*
what do you hope for in your future: *Ashley exit*
Puss: I'm going to slit your throat and eat your lasagna.
what do you hope for in your future: nO
Puss: I was willing to kill for your wife, Steven, but I'm willing to die for that lasagna.
what do you hope for in your future: I'M GETTING THE SPRAYER
Puss: NO. Not the sprayer!
what do you hope for in your future: OH YES YES THE SPRAYER
Puss: *I grab onto your foot*
Puss: You'll have to drag me, Steven.
what do you hope for in your future: >:[
what do you hope for in your future: then I will
Puss: >:3
what do you hope for in your future: *a squeaking sound as you slowly drag across the ground *
what do you hope for in your future: why r u so fat all the sudden
what do you hope for in your future: to cats control spacetime
what do you hope for in your future: *do
Puss: Yes.
Puss: But it's because you feed me too much.
what do you hope for in your future: it's part of the master plan
what do you hope for in your future: eventually you will explode
Puss: *I let go of your feet and leap onto the table. I knock the sprayer into the wastebasket*
what do you hope for in your future: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
what do you hope for in your future: you fool
what do you hope for in your future: you know how I have two swords
what do you hope for in your future: I also have two sprayers
Puss: *I gasp*
Puss: mow
what do you hope for in your future: ones for Ashley, you see im preparing for the catpocalypse
what do you hope for in your future: but you don't know where it is
what do you hope for in your future: and I don't either :k
Puss: *I leap onto your face*
what do you hope for in your future: EEIEEEEEIEIEEEEEEEEE
what do you hope for in your future: *I flip my hair back and forth*
what do you hope for in your future: GET OFF
Puss: Not until I have your wife and your lasagna!
what do you hope for in your future: how bout
what do you hope for in your future: you get my step mom and her Lasagna?
Puss: She does like cats.
what do you hope for in your future: and I'll throw in Ashley skin cells for free
Puss: Oh, you don't understand, do you?
Puss: Because I control spacetime, I will go back in time and clone Ashley. She will grow up under my watch, but when I finally wish to marry her, you will swoop in to take her from me.
Puss: The Ashley we are fighting over...
Puss: IS HER OWN CLONE.
what do you hope for in your future: WAT
Puss: I'm not wasting another life waiting for her to see the light, Steven.
what do you hope for in your future: FUCK
Puss: Another thing, Steven.
Puss: You are a failed Ashley clone.
what do you hope for in your future: wat
what do you hope for in your future: wait wait wajt
what do you hope for in your future: this makes my marriage incest
Puss: Yes.
what do you hope for in your future: you can have her darn it
what do you hope for in your future: but
what do you hope for in your future: you have to send her lasagna at least twice a month to ne
Puss: The thing is, Steven. The lasagna is...
Puss: made from failed Ashley clones.
what do you hope for in your future: my whole life is a lir
what do you hope for in your future: but wait.
what do you hope for in your future: aren't you Ashley clones?
what do you hope for in your future: wouldn't killing mean killing Ashley clones?
what do you hope for in your future: *killing me
what do you hope for in your future: YOU ARE ASHLEY OBSESSED
Puss: Steven.
what do you hope for in your future: YOUR CRUSH IS ASHLEY
Puss: I'm going to take you both.
what do you hope for in your future: YOU FOOD IS ASHLEY
what do you hope for in your future: YOUR NEMESIS IS ASHLEY
Puss: Steven.
what do you hope for in your future: yes
Puss: I am the original.
Puss: It is all clones of me.
what do you hope for in your future: *breaks into tears*
Puss: *pat*
what do you hope for in your future: *gets on knees and slumps into wall*
Puss: Mew.
what do you hope for in your future: ashley: hey dudes the lasagna ready
Puss has left the conversation.

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PostPosted: January 4th, 2017, 4:15 am 
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PostPosted: January 4th, 2017, 4:54 am 
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PostPosted: January 4th, 2017, 7:38 am 
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PostPosted: January 5th, 2017, 3:44 am 
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This is a conversation between Anonymous Man and yourself, Fernando.
Anonymous Man: Excuse me.
Fernando: Whataya want?
Anonymous Man: Did you see the ice cream truck?
Fernando: I saw the ice cream truck. You drove up in it.
Anonymous Man: HOLY FUCK NO
Fernando: I did not realize this would upset you.
Fernando: Here, sit down.
Anonymous Man: NIGGA THAT'S WEIIIIIRRRREDDDDDD
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PostPosted: January 6th, 2017, 3:41 am 
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One with many new character introductions and magical happenings.

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