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 Post subject: Nicholas and Gimpy
PostPosted: October 23rd, 2016, 5:24 pm 
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Love you Gimpy! A tribute to our years-long relationship.

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"Anything You Can Do"

[Nicholas:]
Anything you can do, I can do better!
I can do anything better than you!
[Gimpy:] No you can't!
[Nicholas:] Yes, I can!
[Nicholas:] No, you can't!
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can!
[Nicholas:] No, you can't!
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Nicholas:] 
Anything you can build, I can build nicer!
Sooner or later my realm’s greater than yours!
[Gimpy:] No, it’s not!
[Nicholas:] Yes, it is!
[Gimpy:] No, it’s not! 
[Nicholas:] Yes, it is!
[Gimpy:] No, it’s not!
[Nicholas:] Yes, it is, Yes, it is!

[Nicholas:] I can draft a new law, with a single redraw!
[Gimpy:] I can poach a vassal, without any hassle!
[Nicholas:] I don’t need torches to see!
[Gimpy:] So builds are unlit?
[Nicholas:] Yes!
[Gimpy:] Monsters won’t quit!

[Nicholas:] Any rank you can reach, I can go higher!
[Gimpy:] I attain any rank faster than you!
[Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (As a Serf)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I do. (As a Serf) 
[Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (As a Count)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I do. (As a Count)
[Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (As a Count)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I do. (As a Duke) 
[Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (As a Duke)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I do. (As a Duke)
[Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (Applying for Kingship)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I do! (Applying for Kingship)

[Gimpy:]
Anything lore you can write, I can write richer!
I can write any lore richer than you!
[Nicholas:] Merchant’s Guild?
[Gimpy:] Unfulfilled!
[Nicholas:] Parliament?
[Gimpy:] Excrement!
[Nicholas:] No, you can't!
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can!
[Nicholas:] Yes, I can!

[Nicholas:] Anytime you expand, I expand faster.
[Gimpy:] I expand anywhere faster than you.
[Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (With one town)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I do! (With one town)
[Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (With a County)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I do! (With a County)
[Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (With a Duchy)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I do! (With a Duchy)
[Nicholas:] Yes, I do (Applying for Kingship)

[Nicholas:] I can talk on Discord, sewing legal accord!
[Gimpy:] My time zone is nearer, and I sound way clearer!
[Nicholas:] I can rise to any age!
[Gimpy:] Breaking our lore?
[Nicholas:] Yes!
[Gimpy:] That's what I thought..., you bore!

[Nicholas:] Any trade you can make, I can make better!
[Gimpy:] I conduct all my trade better than you!
[Nicholas:] No, you can't!
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can!
[Nicholas:] No, you can't!
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can!
[Nicholas:] No, you can't!
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can..., yes, Iiiiii caaaaan! 
[Nicholas:] Yes, you caaaan!

[Gimpy:] 
Anything you can build, I can build better!
With what you build Kaine would look better than you!
[Nicholas:] Builds in Gallen?
[Gimpy:] Builds in Rivale!
[Nicholas:] Builds in Chester?
[Gimpy:] Builds in Skragg!
[Nicholas:] No, you can't!
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can..., yes, I can!

[Nicholas:] Any law you propose, I propose faster!
[Gimpy:] I propose any law faster than you!
[Nicholas:] No, you can't! (Fast)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can! (Faster)
[Nicholas:] No, you can't! (Faster)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can! (Faster)
[Nicholas:] No, you can't! (Faster)
[Gimpy:] Yes I can! (Fastest)

[Nicholas:] I can check the forums!
[Gimpy:] I don’t die from boredom!
[Nicholas:] I finish nether lines!
[Gimpy:] I build boats and I’m fine!
[Nicholas:] I can do most anything!
[Gimpy:] Can you become a King?
[Nicholas:] No!
[Gimpy:] Neither can I!

[Nicholas:] Any war you fight in, I fight in better!
[Gimpy:] I can cause any war faster than you!
[Nicholas:] No, you can’t! (Defence of Gallen)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can! (Mule War)
[Nicholas:] No, you can't! (No more conflicts)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can! (Sea of Ashes Conflict)
[Nicholas:] No, you can't! (No more conflicts)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can! (Shoots Mark and Gets Declared Upon)
[Nicholas:] No, you can't, can't, can't! (Legacy of Pacifism)
[Gimpy:] Yes, I can, can, can! (Loses all wars)

[Gimpy:] Yes, I can!
[Nicholas:] No, you can't!

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PostPosted: October 23rd, 2016, 5:40 pm 
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Nicholas are you okay

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PostPosted: October 23rd, 2016, 6:31 pm 
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I threw up

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PostPosted: October 23rd, 2016, 6:35 pm 
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This is my favourite thus far

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PostPosted: October 23rd, 2016, 7:17 pm 
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I suggest we intervene. Clearly Nicholas needs help

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PostPosted: October 23rd, 2016, 7:32 pm 
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Wow, quite beautiful. Though I should mention I have won a war before....

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PostPosted: October 23rd, 2016, 11:50 pm 
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No thanks to yourself Gimpy, who was it that killed Ignis?

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PostPosted: October 24th, 2016, 12:15 am 
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who murdered your entire nation while you hid gimpy

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PostPosted: October 24th, 2016, 12:42 am 
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I didn't say it was won by my own means, but I'd gladly fight you on even terms now Ignis.

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PostPosted: October 24th, 2016, 3:49 am 
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So mean to my Gimpy!

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