All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 6 posts ] 
Author Message
  Offline
 Post subject: Nicholas's Anthem
PostPosted: October 21st, 2016, 12:18 am 
User avatar
King

Joined: May 30th, 2015, 5:52 pm
Posts: 934
A rewrite parody of Weird Al's 'White and Nerdy', itself a parody.

Long & Wordy

They see me postin'
A new law
I know they're all thinking
It’s too Long n’ Wordy

Think it’s just too Long n’ Wordy
Think it’s just too Long n’ Wordy
Can't you see it’s Long n’ Wordy
Writing laws so Long n’ Wordy!

I wanna pass laws -
That I draft
But so far they all think
They’re too Long n’ Wordy
Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy
Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy
They’re just too Long n’ Wordy
Really, really Long n’ Wordy.

First in Discord making laws succeed
Got skills, I'm a Champion of legalese
‘Unread Posts’ that's my favorite thing to read
Keep your warring
I'll just write a peace treaty
My ships don’t change to the contrary
You'll find they're built quite similarly
Been building farms with my partner Merry
Keep trial records in my library
My capital is all totally pimped out
Got people visiting from other places
My realm is diverse with a dozen races
Builds and lore so good that it interlaces
I make sure to include contract redundancies
I'm a whiz at lore-writing I role-play for days
Once you see my sweet builds you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast carpel tunnels’ ablaze
There's no King App I haven't run
At accepting criticism, well I’m number 1
Engage in diplomacy to get the job done
I ain't got a torch but I get to legislate one
"From Beginning to End" is my favorite anthem
I can sure kick your butt writing memorandums
I'll rebut any legal argument you bring on
I'm fluent in French as well as name puns
Here's the part I sing on

They see me post on, the forums!
I know in my heart they think it’s
Long n’ Wordy!
Think it’s just too Long n’ Wordy
Think it’s just too Long n’ Wordy
Can't you see it’s Long n’ Wordy
Look at it it’s Long n’ Wordy!
I'd like to pass laws
That I draft
Although it's apparent they’re too Long n’ Wordy
Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy
Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy
They’re just too Long n’ Wordy
How'd they get so Long n’ Wordy?

I've been reading, inspectin'
Mods and plugins you know I reject 'em
Historic traditions
I must protect 'em
drafting a legal accord never leaves me bored
Writing new laws and filling duties Ministerial
I edit the Imperial
Codex which I memorized really well
I can recite it right now and have you all log off the chat channel
I got a business doing legislation
When my friends need some laws who do they call?
I do legal language for them all
Even wrote the Indoles Carta!
Yo! Got myself a headset
They were having a sale down at ASDA
Spend my nights on a Mac playing Minecraft
BLOCK! BLOCK! Hope Sam don’t see me getting Apple-y.

They’re wordy in the extreme; longer than forum memes
Drafted Plugin Laws and King Laws and even Fast-Traveling!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was why I get lost when I visit Mark?
Spend every weekend
On Discord in despair
Got my name on laws everywhere!

They see me postin’
They laughin'
And critiquing laws because
They’re Long n’ Wordy
Just because they’re Long n’ Wordy
Just because they’re Long n’ Wordy
All because they’re Long n’ Wordy
By Jove! they’re Long n’ Wordy!

I wanna craft laws -
they’ll vote on
but oh well it's obvious they’re
Long n’ Wordy
Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy
Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy
Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy
Look at them they’re Long n’ Wordy!

_________________
Wysterian Labourer's Council
Currently Holding Stewardship of Wysteria

Minister for Applications and Settlement
Forums Administrator


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
 Post subject: Re: Nicholas's Anthem
PostPosted: October 21st, 2016, 12:47 am 
User avatar
King

Joined: June 4th, 2015, 12:02 am
Posts: 259
This brings a tear of joy to my eye.

_________________
King Tiber Elenvar, third of his name.
Lord of New Isilioth
Lord of Elenya
Blood of the Ancient Kingdom of Isilioth
Grandmaster of the Drachenfeuer Order.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
 Post subject: Re: Nicholas's Anthem
PostPosted: October 21st, 2016, 2:10 am 
Count

Joined: August 29th, 2015, 6:38 pm
Posts: 145
Location: Kentucky
I don't think this is the real Nicholas...

_________________
Feisty Emperor Of All Things


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
 Post subject: Re: Nicholas's Anthem
PostPosted: October 21st, 2016, 3:21 am 
User avatar
Duke

Joined: May 30th, 2015, 6:01 pm
Posts: 1324
Location: Michigan, USA
Bah gawd man you should stay in Ireland forever.

_________________
Guardian of Casadia
Master of the Slayers Guild
Minister of Hermertian History


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
 Post subject: Re: Nicholas's Anthem
PostPosted: October 21st, 2016, 4:56 am 
User avatar
Duke

Joined: May 30th, 2015, 8:19 pm
Posts: 1131
Location: Waterloo, ON, Canada
wow :')

_________________
Gimpy V -- Aulena Thanort

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door, You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to." -Bilbo Baggins

Duke of Kaine


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
 Post subject: Re: Nicholas's Anthem
PostPosted: October 21st, 2016, 7:30 pm 
User avatar
Duke

Joined: July 7th, 2015, 9:01 pm
Posts: 596
Location: Maryland
top memes

_________________
Hasan 'Darius V' Stark

Protector of the Vahnic Exploration Company
Ilkhan of Greater Karastan-Laghima


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 6 posts ] 

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
Imperium - Modified by Rey phpbbmodrey