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Author:  The Regent [ August 24th, 2016, 3:51 am ]
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Airports I mean. I have a 21 hour flight to Doha, Qatar for a client presentation. For a one hour meeting. Then I get back on the plane and fly back to north America.

Dear God, can I change careers?

Author:  Joren [ August 24th, 2016, 3:52 am ]
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I hope they are paying you the big bucks, my good man. What kind of consulting do you do again?

Author:  Wysterian Labourer's Council [ August 24th, 2016, 3:54 am ]
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I wish you a safe travels and a successful venture!

You can always trade careers with me and work as a living history museum guide. While being paid to bake and make candles is nice I doubt it attracts the kind of money you're used to - and teh long-term job prospects are not exactly the safest. ;)

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ August 24th, 2016, 4:16 am ]
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I would rock up in a up in a onsie and raybands and do the presentation. Am i fuck putting up with almost 2 full days of travel time.

Author:  The Regent [ August 25th, 2016, 1:54 pm ]
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Onsie! I should have. Like the kind with the openable butt flap? Where can I get one of these?

Thanks y'all! I was a bit, or rather, super meh about traveling. Arg. But you gave some good chuckles, so I'm putting on a trooper face. Mind you, it helps the meeting went very well. Now I kill a few hours (with sleep) and leave for the airport again soon. So I will be out of the loop for a day or so longer still. Boo

I consult governments on service transformation and improvement. It was a worth while trip reimbursement wise, but I'm dreading if this is the career I chose. Or, I will just get used to it and start building in to my contracts a higher transportation reimbursement and increase my flight class. I'm always so envious of those assholes at the front of the plane. Ahah. I should try it once.

Author:  King Erastil [ August 25th, 2016, 1:58 pm ]
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Actually, i think you will find the asshole is located at the back of the plane, becuase otherwise the fecal matter would hit the plane after it came out, instead of harmlessly falling thousands of feet onto innocent farmers

Author:  The Regent [ August 25th, 2016, 2:01 pm ]
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Lol. Good point. I learned old trains dump human shit out into the rails. Do old planes do that too? Could you imagine falling victim to being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and being bombed by a log from a kilometer up? Or would the wind just dissipate it into a fine and unnoticeable speckle of poo, landing calmly upon the unsuspecting? The important questions..

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ August 25th, 2016, 2:29 pm ]
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The Regent wrote:
Onsie! I should have. Like the kind with the openable butt flap? Where can I get one of these?


They make other types of onsie?

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