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Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ December 6th, 2015, 10:29 pm ] |
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"My horse is a fuckin' tard, just get on land you idiot"~ - Varahein |
Author: | King Erastil [ December 7th, 2015, 3:30 am ] |
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"Predictive Text says Panda Express, What does your soul say." -Varahein, Asking Assredai what she wants for food |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ December 8th, 2015, 2:29 am ] |
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"I'm gonna cum on your lightbulb" - Varahein "I'm gonna funnel my dick into you" - Varahein |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ December 8th, 2015, 3:02 am ] |
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"Horse cock it is!" - Varahein |
Author: | Celestine [ December 8th, 2015, 4:30 am ] |
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"You're just mad because I blowjob better than you" ~Anthrail |
Author: | Arcel [ December 10th, 2015, 12:34 am ] |
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"It sounds like you are trying to Cesar Milan your girlfriend." ~Samaia |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ December 10th, 2015, 12:40 am ] |
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"I have probably fisted someone" - Asredai "For when you really want your point across, shove your whole fist in it" - Yep you guessed it, Varahein. |
Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ December 10th, 2015, 10:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
Imagine you are writing, say a drama fiction based on historical events, and someone edits in a love story between Mickey Mouse and a bogey man. - Liserett I was going through some old posts today, looking up old memories. Anyone wanna guess where I found this one? |
Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ December 14th, 2015, 12:29 am ] |
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Ok, not a quote of Hermertia, but I couldn't resist sharing this glimpse into my real life. ------------------------------------------------------ " Oh god, the lyrics! The lyrics! The lyrics! Look at the lyrics! Change it! Turn it off! Oh my god! Do they know? People are looking! The lyrics! " *Semi-hysterical and breathless panic* So, some of you might know that I am a lighting designer and tech for a number of productions we run at my school. Well, we were running a Christmas concert for parents and families the other day, featuring a lot of musicians who had been working hard all fall; we had done one a few hours earlier for the students and it went off without a hitch (specifically the great lighting effects, if I may say so myself ). Now, we're re-running it for families. It comes time for my partner, our sound tech who I will only describe as not really engaged in his current work -because, ironically he's playing minecraft at the moment - to project some Christmas Carol lyrics for a sing-along. Now, the computer these are projected off of is sitting backstage; unbeknownst to us, during the break between the two concerts someone had went in there and modified the lyrics .. substantially. The first song up is Silent Night; it takes us a good 15 seconds to realize that the lyrics that were currently being projected to, remember, a group of parents and young siblings, had been liberally modified. Suffice it to say, the song now included genitalia and narcotics. So, I notice and react in the manner I've reproduced above. Cue the projector being shut off and a remainder of the show spent with parents glancing upwards, curiously and/or reproachfully, to the tech booth where we sit. Merry Christmas! Best wishes from Nick. |
Author: | Gimpy V [ December 17th, 2015, 4:43 pm ] |
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Samaia Almandine wrote: "Liserett do you like moaning or screaming?" - Anthrail "Yes." - Liserett |
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