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Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW)
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Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ November 17th, 2015, 2:48 am ]
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"The elf jews are here!"

-Samaia

Author:  King Erastil [ November 17th, 2015, 3:04 am ]
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"I am not a dead transsexual!"

-Ferris

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ November 18th, 2015, 12:13 am ]
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"Who blew my pigs!"

- Gimpy

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ November 21st, 2015, 12:37 am ]
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"How much wood does it take to fill the shaft!"

- Scrios

Author:  Scrios V [ November 21st, 2015, 12:58 am ]
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Sam: "I went to ground pound a guy below me and realized it wasn't Halo"

Scrios: "Did you just say you saw a guy blow you Sam?!"

Ferris: "That's what I see when I look down"

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ November 21st, 2015, 11:57 pm ]
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"I'm like a fetus version of you, don't abort me!

- Varahein

Author:  King Erastil [ November 22nd, 2015, 12:04 am ]
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Sam do you want some cocaine? - Varahein

Did you just ask kevin if he wanted cocaine? - Sam

I said sam who the fuck is kevin? - Varahein

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ November 22nd, 2015, 12:06 am ]
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"Im going to disintegrate your sister with my penis"


- Varahein

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ November 22nd, 2015, 12:36 am ]
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"You can't fuck religion, last time I checked theres no holes! Theres a lot of plot holes, yes, but no actual holes!

- Varahein

Author:  Sodihv Thalion [ November 24th, 2015, 9:49 am ]
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"Don't mind him, he just got back after the institute saw him fit to re-enter society" -Atryl

*Unintelligible high pitch noises* -Gimpy

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