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Author: | King Erastil [ August 26th, 2015, 7:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
"I like the smell of my Dragon dong" -Celestine 2015 |
Author: | Celestine [ August 26th, 2015, 7:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
"If I can take it up the ass you can handle it" ~Iggy/Varahein 2015~ |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ August 26th, 2015, 7:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
"Our seagulls have little baseball caps and sunglasses" - King Arjen III |
Author: | Tarkus [ August 27th, 2015, 3:02 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
Reserving for future quote. Will fill in tonight with the quote. Edit: I don't have all of it but I have a fair portion of it. Basically before King Arjen and I were talking about how long it's been, Aurennis logs on and misinteprets a reply, Aurennis and Arjen 'break up', Aurennis mentions me as backup, Arjen kills me (and other backup). Then this shit happens. Quote: Xethaios: you can't craft saddles? Aurennis: no but you can buy them from villagers though Xethaios: I need one for reasons King_ArjenIII: You wanna ride don't you? King_ArjenIII: You wanna ride hard? Aurennis: i think this community's heard enough about everyone's sexual fantasies King_ArjenIII: Or not enough Xethaios: I'll ride harder than I've ever ridden King_ArjenIII: mmmhmmm bebe thats what i leik to hear Aurennis: great, my two exlovers are going at it King_ArjenIII: I'll tie him down * King_ArjenIII ties Aurennis down Aurennis: no wait Aurennis: pls King_ArjenIII: After you Xeth * Xethaios shudders with delight Aurennis: not my butthole * King_ArjenIII spreads it wide Aurennis: nuuuuuu King_ArjenIII: wow man do you even wipe?? Xethaios: INITIATE PHASE ONE Aurennis: nah man wiping is for pussies and pinkos King_ArjenIII: i like pussies Xethaios: Everybody does King_ArjenIII: they are my fave thing in the world Xethaios: Shall I get the potions? Aurennis: please dont make me buttchug a potion of strength Aurennis: no anus should be that powerful King_ArjenIII: Potion of weakness actually King_ArjenIII: To make it nice and supple King_ArjenIII: Xethaios: I was thinking more potion of Swiftness but w/e King_ArjenIII: We want it to last as long as possible Aurennis: RIP my butthole King_ArjenIII: lets pink sock it Aurennis: good god man King_ArjenIII: Too far? Xethaios: I think we're getting there Aurennis: We need to copy/paste this whole thing into the hermertian quotes thread King_ArjenIII: nose goes Aurennis: nose * King_ArjenIII puts finger on nose * Aurennis puts finger on nose * Xethaios puts finger on nose Xethaios: Dammit Aurennis: ayyy lmao bitch Thank god for shadowplay, but if I had it set to record 8-10 minutes I would've gotten all of it. |
Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ September 2nd, 2015, 2:01 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
Quote: No. Fuck you. No. You're not allowed because if I get left out I'm going to pout and be sad for weeks. Fuck you. - Celestine, 2015 |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ September 3rd, 2015, 9:28 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
"If only I had two in the pink, I could swap in!". - Arkelai |
Author: | Celestine [ September 4th, 2015, 2:11 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
In light of my friendship lost at 2 am. "Y isn't a vowel OR a consonant, its a destroyer of friendships!" ~Varahein |
Author: | King Erastil [ September 5th, 2015, 12:17 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
"I Didn't wake up thinking i was going to kick someone in the tit but here we are" |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ September 9th, 2015, 1:59 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
Gimpy: " Are you Hitler? " |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ September 11th, 2015, 9:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW) |
Gimpy: " Why is yo' dick so furry? " |
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