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Quotes of Hermertia (NSFW)
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Author:  King Erastil [ August 26th, 2015, 7:12 pm ]
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"I like the smell of my Dragon dong"

-Celestine 2015

Author:  Aethemora [ August 26th, 2015, 7:14 pm ]
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"If I can take it up the ass you can handle it"

~Iggy/Varahein 2015~

Author:  Talja-Sameria II [ August 26th, 2015, 7:32 pm ]
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"Our seagulls have little baseball caps and sunglasses"

- King Arjen III

Author:  Tarkus [ August 27th, 2015, 3:02 am ]
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Reserving for future quote. Will fill in tonight with the quote.

Edit: I don't have all of it but I have a fair portion of it. Basically before King Arjen and I were talking about how long it's been, Aurennis logs on and misinteprets a reply, Aurennis and Arjen 'break up', Aurennis mentions me as backup, Arjen kills me (and other backup). Then this shit happens.
Xethaios: you can't craft saddles?
Aurennis: no but you can buy them from villagers though
Xethaios: I need one for reasons
King_ArjenIII: You wanna ride don't you?
King_ArjenIII: You wanna ride hard?
Aurennis: i think this community's heard enough about everyone's sexual fantasies
King_ArjenIII: Or not enough
Xethaios: I'll ride harder than I've ever ridden
King_ArjenIII: mmmhmmm bebe thats what i leik to hear
Aurennis: great, my two exlovers are going at it
King_ArjenIII: I'll tie him down
* King_ArjenIII ties Aurennis down
Aurennis: no wait
Aurennis: pls
King_ArjenIII: After you Xeth
* Xethaios shudders with delight
Aurennis: not my butthole
* King_ArjenIII spreads it wide
Aurennis: nuuuuuu
King_ArjenIII: wow man do you even wipe??
Aurennis: nah man wiping is for pussies and pinkos
King_ArjenIII: i like pussies
Xethaios: Everybody does
King_ArjenIII: they are my fave thing in the world
Xethaios: Shall I get the potions?
Aurennis: please dont make me buttchug a potion of strength
Aurennis: no anus should be that powerful
King_ArjenIII: Potion of weakness actually
King_ArjenIII: To make it nice and supple
King_ArjenIII: :)
Xethaios: I was thinking more potion of Swiftness but w/e
King_ArjenIII: We want it to last as long as possible
Aurennis: RIP my butthole
King_ArjenIII: lets pink sock it
Aurennis: good god man
King_ArjenIII: Too far?
Xethaios: I think we're getting there
Aurennis: We need to copy/paste this whole thing into the hermertian quotes thread
King_ArjenIII: nose goes
Aurennis: nose
* King_ArjenIII puts finger on nose
* Aurennis puts finger on nose
* Xethaios puts finger on nose
Xethaios: Dammit
Aurennis: ayyy lmao bitch

Thank god for shadowplay, but if I had it set to record 8-10 minutes I would've gotten all of it.

Author:  Wysterian Labourer's Council [ September 2nd, 2015, 2:01 am ]
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No. Fuck you. No. You're not allowed because if I get left out I'm going to pout and be sad for weeks. Fuck you.

- Celestine, 2015

Author:  Talja-Sameria II [ September 3rd, 2015, 9:28 pm ]
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"If only I had two in the pink, I could swap in!".

- Arkelai

Author:  Aethemora [ September 4th, 2015, 2:11 pm ]
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In light of my friendship lost at 2 am.

"Y isn't a vowel OR a consonant, its a destroyer of friendships!"

Author:  King Erastil [ September 5th, 2015, 12:17 am ]
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"I Didn't wake up thinking i was going to kick someone in the tit but here we are"

Author:  Talja-Sameria II [ September 9th, 2015, 1:59 am ]
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" Are you Hitler? "

Author:  Talja-Sameria II [ September 11th, 2015, 9:53 pm ]
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" Why is yo' dick so furry? "

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