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PostPosted: April 2nd, 2019, 5:28 am 
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Location: Stirling - Scotland
Rules:

- Must call Sam the Commissioner at all times (lasted about 1 hour before forogotten completely)

- Each Era name describes the tone of the game at the time, Benevolence (heeded mostly with gentlemanly conduct), Braggadociousness (lots of stories of hooking up with ladies and bragging about how many guys were into them or kissed them) , Belligerence (booze had set in so they did a good job on this one, commissioner hate at all time high) , and finally the entirely disregarded Buddies Era (Vark was AWOL multiple times, Gimpy was in another dimension by this point, and Sodihv had his usual inability to listen while smashed)

- 1 Shot every 20 minutes for 13 shots.

CHALLENGE ROUNDS LAYOUT:

- Artistic Expression.
- Draw with pen/pencil the Regent of the Empire.
- Chad Regent vs Virgin Lenier meme creation

- Performance Extraordinaire.
- Do me your best accent or impression - Ace Ventura in this instance.


- Cirque du Sofuck. (none of these got chosen due to excessive players being paralytic)
- Elytra Flying challenges.
- Agility Course in the Ancient Revered Skyhold Guildhall

- Surprise Buttsecks Round.
- PVP in the Ancient Revered Skyhold Guildhall. (Changed to be the Venerated Arena in Khalinar as sodypap didnt want to teleport people for ease of access but was all for not setting his bed in Khalinar and would "Just teleport back if he died after pvp because hypocrite)
- Please the Commissoner: Send him pleasing videos first to earn commissioner points (didn't actually count towards points).

- Quick Build me something.
- Build a randomly determined build in 5 minutes. 10x10x10 rough area recommendation.
- Build a statue of any other player without looking at their characters. (not used)


Scoring:
- Era Score, points for playing to the name of the Era.
- Points for trying (PFT)
- Points for Funny Comments
- Points for coming first or second in an event (3rd got zero).

FINAL SCORES:
Era score in [Square Brackets]. Additional points in (Parenthesis) from Challenges, and finally, points in non parenthesies from PFTs and Funny Comments, having the most per Era will grant 1 point per each won.

ERA
- Benevolence:
------------------------- Sodihv: [3]+(2)+1 | Gimpy:[4]+(1+1)+2 | Varky: [5]+(2)+2

- Braggadocious
--------------------------Sodihv: [1]+(2)+1 | Gimpy: [3] +1 | Varky: [3]

- Belligerent
--------------------------Sodihv: [2]+(1)+1 | Gimpy: [3]+(2+1)+1 | Varky: [4]+(2)

- Buddies
------------------------- Sodihv: - - 0- - - | Gimpy: - - 1- - | Varky: - - 0 - -
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Totals:
Sodihv: 14
Gimpy: 20
Varky: 18

Rundown of non Era pointscores.

Benevolence: Sody won Impression, Vark Won Build. (Gimpy 2nd place both)
Braggadocious: Sody won Draw, Gimp 2nd place
Belligerent: Vark won ChadvsVirgin, Gimp 2nd place. Gimpy 1st place Arena pvp, Sodypap 2nd place. Vark disqualified for eating food multiple times throughout.
Buddies: Gimpy +1 point for leaving voicemail


Final Results:

- Gimpy 1st place, Var-Khalam 2nd, with Sodihv a noble 3rd place effort.

- Commissioner Sam was thoroughly shit on during the night but 10/10 would herd cats again.

- All 3 Aspirants were alive and well the day after, despite pounding hangovers.

- JOIN US NEXT TIME!






Photographic evidence of mighty alcoholic imbibers in action.

Gimpy's rendition of the Regent of the Empire.

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Vark's initial upside down photo of his drawing, somehow his phone is to fault for this.

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Sodypap's rendition of the Chad regent

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The Chad Regent Versus Virgin Lenier contest part.

Gimpy's take:

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Sodypap's Rendition:


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Vark's deceptively simple rendition. Note the Kingly purple tank top and the subtle nuanced jokes only a mind swimming in the haze of rum could fathom.

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Belligerence Era in full effect:

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Note littered flaming arrows everywhere:

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First Casualty of the night, King Vark slain by duplicitous guest Duke(Duchess?) Aulena Thanort (Also last known sighting of Gimpy's Bow Khalthasaar)

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Excessive Commissioner abuse by ungrateful cant-handle-their-shit participants.


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Unsanctioned emergency "repairs" to the Khalinar Arena, Sodihv taking offence to a King's architecture and forcefully replacing it with his own way

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For some reason the Commissioner was dragged into a 4 way free-for-all. I am amazed I got this picture of us all there with Vark not having his sword out. He went on a rampage and was growling like a beast most of the time.

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After the fight immediate death by flaming sword from the host.

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Gimpy drowns in the Khalinar harbour after being seduced by lights on the bottom of the bay. Respawns and says dont worry i didnt have my stuff on me. Realises 1 hour later that he has no items and that all his thing were lost to the sea.

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Final Snap pic of the night, says it all really:

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PostPosted: April 2nd, 2019, 5:29 am 
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post to be updated with what actually happened tomorrow

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PostPosted: April 2nd, 2019, 10:18 pm 
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Vark got all passive aggressive and sad

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PostPosted: April 3rd, 2019, 6:25 pm 
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Updated!

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PostPosted: April 3rd, 2019, 8:07 pm 
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LOL I WON MOTHER FUCKERS WOOO

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