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 Post subject: Mirva Problems
PostPosted: July 25th, 2017, 1:42 am 
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1. Your High School Counselors decided to close for the summer so you cant send your transcripts to get away from your hellhole of a town.
2. Your rice is too hot, so it burns the roof of your mouth
3. You make a special cup of tea that tastes fantastic, and is made with local honey, then you forget about it and it goes cold.
4. Your cassette deck keeps making your tapes go all fuckey.
5. You live the life of a semi-professional white girl, with the a e s t h e t i c™ as well.
6. You have a matching set of coincidences that leads to you buying tickets to a Lorde concert "Cause its too many coincidences man."
7. You ran out of cold brew coffee, so you have to drink shitty peasant class regular coffee.
8. You procrastinate procrastinating.
9. You get concerned about writing the word "Fuckey" in the fourms

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PostPosted: July 25th, 2017, 1:42 am 
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PostPosted: July 26th, 2017, 3:48 am 
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10. You complain about it being time for your weekly existential crisis.
11. You almost drop your phone in the river because you want to get a good nature picture.
12. Your shoulders and back hurt because of climbing too many trees.
13. Your sister insists on you fixing all of her computer problems, for free, because "You like doing it"
14. You regularly only get 5-6 hours of sleep on a normal day.
15. You discovered that after the song lyrics "Blow my brains out to the radio" the singer makes the sound of a gun cocking. (And you have listened to this song 50+ times before discovering this)

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PostPosted: July 26th, 2017, 1:59 pm 
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We need a Mirva solutions or Mirva successfulness thread: Mirva gets some ass, Mirva karate chops someones head in half, something like that.

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PostPosted: July 27th, 2017, 6:24 am 
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I thought 11 said

"11. You almost drop your phone in the river because you want to get a good naked picture."

and I was sorta confused why you would be taking some nudies @ the river. I mean, don't let me hold you back or anything but just maybe kind of odd.

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PostPosted: July 27th, 2017, 7:28 pm 
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Cadamosto thats one for the Mirva Musings thread

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PostPosted: July 31st, 2017, 3:57 am 
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16. Your cassette player
17. You go out to the store to get flowers, but come back with everything but flowers.
18. You laugh at the "Farquaad Star Squad" so loud at 3AM, that you almost wake up your parents.
19. You get mistaken as an employee at Urban Outfitters, and don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
20. You call your favorite soccer club "My favorite purple flops"
21. You make your back sore from carrying around your favorite book and rocks you find cool on a 4 mile hike.

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PostPosted: August 4th, 2017, 7:35 pm 
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This is pretty good I must admit!

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PostPosted: August 8th, 2017, 12:24 am 
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Who in his/her/its right mind brings a book for a hiking trip?


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PostPosted: August 8th, 2017, 10:53 pm 
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22. You get voulntold to basically show up to school every day for almost 2 weeks before it even starts
23. Your dogs love to cuddle up to your black clothing, so every time you go out, you have to bring a lint roller.
24. You make a chart of all of the relationships of your high school, and everything crosses over so much that you just stop while your ahead.

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