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PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 1:48 am 
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Favorite Moment: Being buffeted around the dance floor (Why for Erts' sake is it so loud?), when "Talk Dirty To Me" comes on. People immediately commence making out. I sing "Talk Legal To Me" in my head.

Also use spare time not dancing or drinking to draft new parodies. E.g.

I can't pass new laws when I'm with you / Cause you veto them / Cause you veto them

Got a long list of ex-claimants, they'll tell you I'm insane / Cause you know I love to sue folks / And then lose quickly!

Cause I'm proud and I got griefed / I'll take this way too far / I'll leave you heated / Or with criminal charges


Don't act like you wrote me / Please step back, don't wreck my lore act / "You wrote this lore?" No just coopting / "Well please consult me" No thanks for asking"

Actual Quote Said To Me: "Nick, stop being so diplomatic!"

10/10 would recommend

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PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 1:57 am 
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Wysterian Labourer's Council wrote:

Alcohol Consumed: 0



I don't believe you.

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PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 1:58 am 
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You're banned forever

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PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 2:18 am 
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but nic, get in there with the club honies, (if you can find any), they are always boozed out and love a man who can rap sick lyrics.

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PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 2:31 am 
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NICK WHATS HER NAME?! TELL ME

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PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 2:46 am 
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Yo ladies, the name's Nick
Striding forth from the East with rhymes so sick
You think those fellows over there got moves?
Well let me tell you, I once lived to 182
So prepare to have your Minecraft world rocked.

What's that? You looking for a guy with skill?
Honey, you aint never met a guy who has drafted as many bills as I have.
And if my sweet technique should give you pause.
Just remember: I can legislate it all away with just one law.

My accent, you ask? Yeah, it's Wysterian.
Best gosh-darned realm in the entire lover-mucking Empire.
Despite my utter selflessness and godlike diplomatic ability, some in the Empire felt that my sheer attractiveness was too intimidating, so they declared secession from the Empire.
They don't know what they're missing.

So you better prepare and declare your intention to get with me
Shall we begin forthright our examination of legal theory?

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Wysterian Labourer's Council wrote:
Yo ladies, the name's Nick
Striding forth from the East with rhymes so sick
You think those fellows over there got moves?
Well let me tell you, I once lived to 182
So prepare to have your Minecraft world rocked.

What's that? You looking for a guy with skill?
Honey, you aint never met a guy who has drafted as many bills as I have.
And if my sweet technique should give you pause.
Just remember: I can legislate it all away with just one law.

My accent, you ask? Yeah, it's Wysterian.
Best gosh-darned realm in the entire lover-mucking Empire.
Despite my utter selflessness and godlike diplomatic ability, some in the Empire felt that my sheer attractiveness was too intimidating, so they declared secession from the Empire.
They don't know what they're missing.

So you better prepare and declare your intention to get with me
Shall we begin forthright our examination of legal theory?


I'm taking this to court now

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PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 3:00 am 
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No don't take him to court, anything but that.

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PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 3:09 am 
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TAKE ME TO COURT, ILL SUE YOU LIKE A NICK AT THE BENCH OF THE LAW

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PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 4:43 am 
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IGNIS' CREST IS A BIRD, AND I HEARD IT GO "CAW!"

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