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Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ February 12th, 2017, 1:48 am ] |
Post subject: | Nicholas Goes Clubbing |
Alcohol Consumed: 0 Favorite Moment: Being buffeted around the dance floor (Why for Erts' sake is it so loud?), when "Talk Dirty To Me" comes on. People immediately commence making out. I sing "Talk Legal To Me" in my head. Also use spare time not dancing or drinking to draft new parodies. E.g. I can't pass new laws when I'm with you / Cause you veto them / Cause you veto them Got a long list of ex-claimants, they'll tell you I'm insane / Cause you know I love to sue folks / And then lose quickly! Cause I'm proud and I got griefed / I'll take this way too far / I'll leave you heated / Or with criminal charges Don't act like you wrote me / Please step back, don't wreck my lore act / "You wrote this lore?" No just coopting / "Well please consult me" No thanks for asking" Actual Quote Said To Me: "Nick, stop being so diplomatic!" 10/10 would recommend |
Author: | Cerdic Accynnafon [ February 12th, 2017, 1:57 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas Goes Clubbing |
Wysterian Labourer's Council wrote: Alcohol Consumed: 0 I don't believe you. |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ February 12th, 2017, 1:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas Goes Clubbing |
You're banned forever |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ February 12th, 2017, 2:18 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas Goes Clubbing |
but nic, get in there with the club honies, (if you can find any), they are always boozed out and love a man who can rap sick lyrics. |
Author: | Johanssen [ February 12th, 2017, 2:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas Goes Clubbing |
NICK WHATS HER NAME?! TELL ME |
Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ February 12th, 2017, 2:46 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas Goes Clubbing |
Yo ladies, the name's Nick Striding forth from the East with rhymes so sick You think those fellows over there got moves? Well let me tell you, I once lived to 182 So prepare to have your Minecraft world rocked. What's that? You looking for a guy with skill? Honey, you aint never met a guy who has drafted as many bills as I have. And if my sweet technique should give you pause. Just remember: I can legislate it all away with just one law. My accent, you ask? Yeah, it's Wysterian. Best gosh-darned realm in the entire lover-mucking Empire. Despite my utter selflessness and godlike diplomatic ability, some in the Empire felt that my sheer attractiveness was too intimidating, so they declared secession from the Empire. They don't know what they're missing. So you better prepare and declare your intention to get with me Shall we begin forthright our examination of legal theory? |
Author: | Cerdic Accynnafon [ February 12th, 2017, 2:52 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas Goes Clubbing |
Wysterian Labourer's Council wrote: Yo ladies, the name's Nick Striding forth from the East with rhymes so sick You think those fellows over there got moves? Well let me tell you, I once lived to 182 So prepare to have your Minecraft world rocked. What's that? You looking for a guy with skill? Honey, you aint never met a guy who has drafted as many bills as I have. And if my sweet technique should give you pause. Just remember: I can legislate it all away with just one law. My accent, you ask? Yeah, it's Wysterian. Best gosh-darned realm in the entire lover-mucking Empire. Despite my utter selflessness and godlike diplomatic ability, some in the Empire felt that my sheer attractiveness was too intimidating, so they declared secession from the Empire. They don't know what they're missing. So you better prepare and declare your intention to get with me Shall we begin forthright our examination of legal theory? I'm taking this to court now |
Author: | King Tiber III [ February 12th, 2017, 3:00 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas Goes Clubbing |
No don't take him to court, anything but that. |
Author: | Johanssen [ February 12th, 2017, 3:09 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas Goes Clubbing |
TAKE ME TO COURT, ILL SUE YOU LIKE A NICK AT THE BENCH OF THE LAW |
Author: | The Chairman [ February 12th, 2017, 4:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas Goes Clubbing |
IGNIS' CREST IS A BIRD, AND I HEARD IT GO "CAW!" |
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