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Twelve Days of Hermertia
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Author:  Arcel [ December 25th, 2016, 5:17 pm ]
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On the ____ day of Hermertia, my liege lord gave to me:

Twelve Ă–strons raiding
Eleven vassals leaving
Ten Gimps a leagueing
Nine Slayers slaying
Eight elves a fleeing
Seven dukes a voting
Six sheep a bleating
Five active kings
Four penis puns
Three Gallen hens
Two kingly bros
And Nick falling out of a tree

Author:  Joren [ December 25th, 2016, 5:22 pm ]
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I like it better than the original.

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ December 25th, 2016, 5:27 pm ]
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I giggled

Author:  King Tiber III [ December 25th, 2016, 9:08 pm ]
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Don't make me finish my version, I will hate myself afterwards.

Author:  Septimus [ December 25th, 2016, 9:23 pm ]
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Love it, 150%!

Author:  Scrios V [ December 29th, 2016, 4:14 pm ]
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Haha love it!

Author:  Flanders [ February 12th, 2017, 9:45 pm ]
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I am a little late, but I enjoyed this, it made a nice break in the 20 pages of unread posts

Author:  Cynefrith Arataefia [ February 12th, 2017, 10:04 pm ]
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neat

Author:  The Chairman [ February 12th, 2017, 11:00 pm ]
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Kalo Auratavia wrote:
neat

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