All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 9 posts ] 
Author Message
  Offline
 Post subject: Twelve Days of Hermertia
PostPosted: December 25th, 2016, 5:17 pm 
User avatar
Duke

Joined: May 30th, 2015, 6:01 pm
Posts: 1300
Location: Michigan, USA
On the ____ day of Hermertia, my liege lord gave to me:

Twelve Östrons raiding
Eleven vassals leaving
Ten Gimps a leagueing
Nine Slayers slaying
Eight elves a fleeing
Seven dukes a voting
Six sheep a bleating
Five active kings
Four penis puns
Three Gallen hens
Two kingly bros
And Nick falling out of a tree

_________________
Guardian of Casadia
Master of the Slayers Guild
Minister of Hermertian History


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
PostPosted: December 25th, 2016, 5:22 pm 
User avatar
King

Joined: May 30th, 2015, 1:05 am
Posts: 472
Location: Wisconsin, USA
I like it better than the original.

_________________
King Arjen V

King of Ertia


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
PostPosted: December 25th, 2016, 5:27 pm 
User avatar
King

Joined: May 30th, 2015, 10:17 am
Posts: 3644
Location: Stirling - Scotland
I giggled

_________________
Talja-Sameria Tourmaline II - Tip of the Spear
Queen of Dawnstar, Deputy Minister for Hermertian Culture.
Adjudicator for Valyrian Affairs, Forums Administrator

Gold Roads. Fractal Mining. Lore Compliance Ducks.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
PostPosted: December 25th, 2016, 9:08 pm 
User avatar
King

Joined: June 4th, 2015, 12:02 am
Posts: 259
Don't make me finish my version, I will hate myself afterwards.

_________________
King Tiber Elenvar, third of his name.
Lord of New Isilioth
Lord of Elenya
Blood of the Ancient Kingdom of Isilioth
Grandmaster of the Drachenfeuer Order.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
PostPosted: December 25th, 2016, 9:23 pm 
User avatar
Duke

Joined: August 9th, 2015, 12:19 am
Posts: 388
Location: United Kingdom
Love it, 150%!

_________________
Prince Septimus Cersil, Lord of Wychwood
Minister of Surveyors and Civil Engineers
Warden of the North
- Recipient of the Pyrencian Good Effort Award
- 2016 Winner of the 'Medal of S'alright'
- Stronger than an ant
- The Tallest


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
PostPosted: December 29th, 2016, 4:14 pm 
User avatar
King

Joined: May 31st, 2015, 3:32 am
Posts: 807
Haha love it!

_________________
Scrios V
Heir to the Kingdom of Perth, Brother of Valyria


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 9:45 pm 
User avatar
Duke

Joined: May 30th, 2015, 5:52 pm
Posts: 516
Location: Stirling, Scotland
I am a little late, but I enjoyed this, it made a nice break in the 20 pages of unread posts

_________________
Ainmire Sera-Blodh of House Flenadrison, second of his name, King in the South, Ruler of Carrickshire, and slayer of false Kings.
"The Crippled King"
"Flanders"


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 10:04 pm 
User avatar
Count

Joined: October 14th, 2016, 11:54 pm
Posts: 115
Location: In the clouds
neat

_________________
Lord Cynefrith Kalo Arataefia of Northubeorc
Eorl of Gelderlond, Protector of the Östrons
Knight of the Order of Östlond in Gelderlond
Student of the Gildscype Scytera (Archers' Guild)


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
  Offline
PostPosted: February 12th, 2017, 11:00 pm 
User avatar
Duke

Joined: June 1st, 2015, 12:47 am
Posts: 700
Kalo Auratavia wrote:
neat

_________________
Ulrik Gunnarson
Duke of the Gathered Races of Hermertia Homeland (GRHH)
The Chairman of the GRHH Co.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 9 posts ] 

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
Imperium - Modified by Rey phpbbmodrey