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PostPosted: December 11th, 2016, 1:30 pm 
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Q: I have no noble rank. Q the vassal.

Kyn: Q the liar. Q the misanthrope.

Q: Q the miserable. Q the desperate. What must I do to convince you people I'm worthy of ascension?

Scrios: Die.

Q: Oh, very clever, Scrios. Eat any good books lately?

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Nicholas: I understand what you've done here, Q. But I think the lesson could have been learned without criticising Wysteria and disparaging my self-esteem.

Q: If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back to your duchy and not seek to become King. It's not safe on the Council. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid.

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Q: I'm no longer a member of the Council. My superiors have decided to punish me!

Dukes: And punish us as well, it would seem.

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Mark: Sir. The King of Khabranth has disappeared. He hasn't posted in months.

Ignis: Scan his IP address.

Mark: I have, sir.

The Regent: Well... I suppose that is the end of Khutu.

Khutu: AU CONTRAIRE, MON CAPITAINE! HE'S BACK!

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Q: Until next time. Ah, but... before I go, there's a debt I wish to repay, to my professor of Minecraft. Mark, I've decided to give you something very, very special.

Mark: If your intention is to make me a King, Q...

Q: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I would never curse you by making you a King. Think of it... as a going-away present.

Sam: Mark... Mark, why are there spies in Ostlaed?

Mark: I do not know. But it is a wonderful... Merchant's Guild Trading Post.

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Nicholas: Oh, I know The Regent. And what he might say with irony, I say with conviction: "What a piece of work is Hermertia! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form, in moving, how express and admirable! In action, how like an angel! In apprehension, how like a god!"

Q: Surely, you don't see your server like that, do you?

Nicholas: I see us one day becoming that, Q. Is it that which concerns you?

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Q: Hermertian memes. You can't outrun them, you can't destroy them. If you damage them, the essence of what they are remains. They regenerate and keep coming. Eventually you will weaken. Your reserves will be gone. They are relentless!

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Septimus: We are what we are, and we're doing the best we can. It is not for you to set the standards by which we should be judged!

Q: Oh, but it is, and we have. Time may be eternal, Septimus, but our patience is not. It's time to put an end to your trek to Dukeship, make room for other more worthy Counts.

Septimus You're going to deny us ascension to the House Of Dukes?

Q: [laughs] No! You obtuse piece of flotsam! You're to be denied *existence*. Wychwood fate has been sealed. You will be destroyed.

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Jar449: Q, what is going on?

Q: I told you. You're a vassal. This is the server. And I'm The Emperor.

Jar449: You are not The Emperor!

Q: Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something. The bottom line is, your application succeeded about five minutes ago, under the inept voting of the Council Of The Crowned.

Jar449: No... I am not in Hermertia. Because I refuse to believe that the community is run by you. The server is not so badly designed.

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Arjen: Fellow KIngs, have you been able to determine how Pyrencia became a Kingdom?

Tiber: No, sir. Everything was normal, and then suddenly it's like the laws of ascension went right out the window.

Q: And why shouldn't they? They're so inconvenient.

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Q: Your brilliant plan didn't work. I smothered my realm with attention, built everything I could in every county. But my chances of getting votes only got worse.

Scrios: You've been gone for less than ten minutes!

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Q: Truthfully, Nicholas, I've been entirely preoccupied by a most frightening experience of my own. A couple of hours ago, I realized that the sound through my headphones was longer coming in properly. I felt weak. I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me. I lost consciousness."

Nicholas: "You were exposed to Discord."

Q: "Oh, how terrifying. How can you stand it day after day?"

Nicholas: "You'll get used to it."

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PostPosted: December 11th, 2016, 1:40 pm 
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I can't wait to see what part I'll be playing in the Hermertian take on 'A Street Car Named Desire'

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PostPosted: December 11th, 2016, 1:41 pm 
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PostPosted: December 11th, 2016, 6:46 pm 
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PostPosted: December 11th, 2016, 10:18 pm 
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Nick stop.

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PostPosted: December 11th, 2016, 10:22 pm 
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Never stop Nick! I love these!

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PostPosted: December 12th, 2016, 4:12 am 
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Kuhtu is spelled Kuhtu NOT Khutu lol.


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