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| Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ December 4th, 2016, 5:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Nicholas's Lament |
Voted That Bill Down I was reading through the unread posts And a bill pops up I see and says it’s a plugin mob-proofing thing "Be safer, no monsters" Man, I'm not gonna let you mod me I vetoed that bill down! You must think I'm a joke I ain't gonna be part of your system Man! Use that plugin on another man’s server. I talk to my favorite comrade Mark And the dude says, “End Portals are too sparse! Let’s spawn them in.” I said, "Man! What do I look like? A vanilla hater?" I took it and voted that bill down! I don't need your shortcuts! I’m an adult! Please! You can't cheapen vanilla, man! Playing on Hermertia with my so-called online friends They show me a new mod, says it's for lore Man, this ain't Ark! This is Hermertia! I voted that bill down! What, you think I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system This server don’t use mods! DUH! Some poser wants to limit fire spread to protect their builds Whatcha want me to do with this? Pass it? Happy birthday to the ground! I vetoed the rest of their proposals, too! Welcome to survival, jackass! So many mods; I vote them all down Like this, and this, and that, and even this I'm an ADULT! Two Valyrian phonies try to rewrite mob-proofing laws DOWN! Nobody wants your plugins, phonies! Then the two phonies replied Turned out they had majority And they passed the law anyway Fell to the ground My veto didn’t have support Passin’ new plugins over and over I was saddened and lamentin’ Our ethos was on fire The moral of the story is You can't trust the Council! Man! |
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