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| Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ November 21st, 2016, 4:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Epic Rap Battles of Hermertia |
Follow Along With The Original ERB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yis7GzlXNM EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HERMERTIA GIMPY IV VS NICHOLAS II BEGIN! Nicholas II Of all the players in Hermeria’s history, They put the Duke with no vassals up against me? I'm a veteran; crafter of legal theory! I drop laws like they're falling from Dor Eryn’s tree! You're no match for me! You’re in a rut you see! I got experiments with democracy! You wanna battle, Gimp? That's a crazy notion! When I start playing, I keep on owning! New law! Did you read that? Or did it pass too fast to reject? Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a way for you to declare war on it! I was born roleplaying: I'm Dodd’s gift! I unlocked the server you're playing in! You waste time on pointless wars no one wins, While I create the ethos you conspire to tarnish! Gimpy IV Yes, it's true. What I use wars for is teach plebs that Kaine’s power shows, But now I do what I gotta do to make sure new Hermertian memes can grow! And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride. What'd you do with all that time you’re offline? You geeked out, started writing songs that all stink, and you sure didn't get no King! (Votes!) You wrote the book on legal theory, but you don’t know who the band ‘Queen’ is! Your work on the Carta was exemplary, but your knowledge of films is shoddy! (Oh!) You don't wanna mess with the guy, Gimpy! (Why?) I spit salt like Sam with wolves that fly! (Sam is heard complaining in Discord) Stick to writing laws no one reads 'Cause now we Kaine assume that you're about to get beat! Nicholas II Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest! You couldn’t even get a position in the Cabinet! Every event has a legal and logical precedent Except when I return you this sentence! I accelerated the minds of the Empire to a higher plane of understanding, and I can legislate the fate and the size and the shape of the areas of land you're expanding in! And I will leave you with a page from a law I wrote at half your play-time to rebut: In Ministries if sitting resigns and no one runs to fill their site if we call a special election where only Mark runs then who will fill that spot next?! The legal language morphs into the figure of Mark Accynafon. Mark Accynnafon Why don't you pick on a realm your own size? (Own size!) We got a badass over here; plus, I got your back, Gimpy! Ostlead reaching new heights; Creeperism proselytize. By the way, the answer to your little legal language is I, As in I put the swag back in Minecaft, While Nick the Second was lying about his characters dying, And gone AFK off the server in some overseas job business Our Minecraft world is infinite, but this battle is finished. |
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| Author: | Septimus [ November 21st, 2016, 4:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Epic Rap Battles of Hermertia |
I think reading this just gave me a brain aneurism |
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| Author: | Johanssen [ November 21st, 2016, 5:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Epic Rap Battles of Hermertia |
pls. stop. |
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| Author: | Arcel [ November 21st, 2016, 7:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Epic Rap Battles of Hermertia |
Cerydon Get ready to run this back like its horseless at the old spawn Cause when I spit fire you’ll be dying like classic Sean Two uppity dukes trying to start some wack shit? I’ll hide both your bodies in the mountains like [redacted] Kaine so lame they couldn’t make their own co-build Then you tried to be a kingdom with those lines and no guild? And now there’s Nick trying to be hip and rap Bars are so far off they’re like Wysteria on the map You needed Casadian muscle to hold off the Ostron raiders And Kaine’s only good as an outhouse for traders From the warm north to the southeast, Casadia’s always been a player You’re just no match, like the undead against a Slayer Your people weren’t ready for this fiery beatdown Now all your hoes digging me like I’m the fields in Northtown Smacked you down so hard my palms are getting blistery, And as the minster it is my duty to say “You’re history” |
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| Author: | Sapa-mita [ November 21st, 2016, 8:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Epic Rap Battles of Hermertia |
Can someone please drench my ears with clorox pumpkin spice and do me a vangoh^2. |
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| Author: | CamstonIsland [ November 22nd, 2016, 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Epic Rap Battles of Hermertia |
War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by monarchs and their painful rhymes. These new weapons don't kill the enemy- They drive the world to insanity. |
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| Author: | Cerdic Accynnafon [ November 22nd, 2016, 4:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Epic Rap Battles of Hermertia |
Cerydon's rap was freaking top quality. Son got rhymes! |
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| Author: | Arcel [ November 22nd, 2016, 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Epic Rap Battles of Hermertia |
Mixtape coming 2017. |
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| Author: | The Chairman [ November 23rd, 2016, 5:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Epic Rap Battles of Hermertia |
Meter, n.: poetic measure; arrangement of words in regularly measured, patterned, or rhythmic lines or verses. Learn yourselves some rhythm. Also, count your damn syllables. |
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| Author: | Tulak ForgeArm [ November 23rd, 2016, 2:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Epic Rap Battles of Hermertia |
The Chairman wrote: Meter, n.: poetic measure; arrangement of words in regularly measured, patterned, or rhythmic lines or verses. Learn yourselves some rhythm. Also, count your damn syllables. Grandpa! 
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