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Author: | Johanssen [ November 15th, 2016, 7:20 am ] |
Post subject: | A rebuttal |
Between Myron and I. Take Me To Court My nicks's got a gavel He's the giggle at a pre trial Knows everybody's legalese I should've sued siden sooner If the judge ever did speak He's the last true criminal Every Trial's getting more bleak A fresh case each week "We were born sued," you heard them say it My court offers no absolutes She tells me, "New Trial in the courthouse." The only prison I'll be sent to Is when I'm covered in files I was born lawful And I love it Sentence me to be well Ohhay. Order. Order. Order. Chorus 2x: Take me to court I'll sue you like a nick at the bench of the law I'll tell you my crimes and you can give your verdict Offer me that crimeless crime The Law, let me sue you right back If I'm a juror in the good court My verdict comes at the right time To keep the Minister on my side He demands a sentence Sue the whole house Get some justice Some chickens for the main case That's a fine-looking high horse What you got in the jury box? We've a lot of bored lawyers That looks awful That looks illegal This is justice court Chorus 2x: Take me to court I'll sue you like a nick at the bench of the law I'll tell you my crimes and you can give your verdict Offer me that crimeless crime The Law, let me sue you right back No Ministers or Kings When the trial begins There is no sweeter justice than suing siden Before the bench and gavel of that sad courtly scene Only then I am a lawyer Only then I am the law Ooh oh. Order. Order. Order. Chorus 2x: Take me to court I'll sue you like a nick at the bench of the law I'll tell you my crimes and you can give your verdict Offer me that crimeless crime The Law, let me sue you right back |
Author: | King Erastil [ November 15th, 2016, 7:20 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: A rebuttal |
A+ |
Author: | Cerdic Accynnafon [ November 15th, 2016, 7:24 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: A rebuttal |
I believe that we've reached a new high ( or low) point with regard to Hermertia parody songs. Genius. |
Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ November 15th, 2016, 11:20 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: A rebuttal |
This is brilliant. |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ November 15th, 2016, 4:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: A rebuttal |
I never read any of these. too long |
Author: | King Tiber III [ November 15th, 2016, 8:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: A rebuttal |
Samyrrah Almandine wrote: I never read any of these. too long Get good. |
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