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A rebuttal
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Author:  Johanssen [ November 15th, 2016, 7:20 am ]
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Between Myron and I.


Take Me To Court


My nicks's got a gavel
He's the giggle at a pre trial
Knows everybody's legalese
I should've sued siden sooner

If the judge ever did speak
He's the last true criminal
Every Trial's getting more bleak
A fresh case each week

"We were born sued," you heard them say it

My court offers no absolutes
She tells me, "New Trial in the courthouse."
The only prison I'll be sent to
Is when I'm covered in files

I was born lawful
And I love it
Sentence me to be well
Ohhay. Order. Order. Order.

Chorus 2x:
Take me to court
I'll sue you like a nick at the bench of the law
I'll tell you my crimes and you can give your verdict
Offer me that crimeless crime
The Law, let me sue you right back

If I'm a juror in the good court
My verdict comes at the right time
To keep the Minister on my side
He demands a sentence

Sue the whole house
Get some justice
Some chickens for the main case
That's a fine-looking high horse
What you got in the jury box?
We've a lot of bored lawyers

That looks awful
That looks illegal
This is justice court

Chorus 2x:
Take me to court
I'll sue you like a nick at the bench of the law
I'll tell you my crimes and you can give your verdict
Offer me that crimeless crime
The Law, let me sue you right back

No Ministers or Kings
When the trial begins
There is no sweeter justice than suing siden

Before the bench and gavel of that sad courtly scene
Only then I am a lawyer
Only then I am the law
Ooh oh. Order. Order. Order.

Chorus 2x:
Take me to court
I'll sue you like a nick at the bench of the law
I'll tell you my crimes and you can give your verdict
Offer me that crimeless crime
The Law, let me sue you right back

Author:  King Erastil [ November 15th, 2016, 7:20 am ]
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A+

Author:  Cerdic Accynnafon [ November 15th, 2016, 7:24 am ]
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I believe that we've reached a new high ( or low) point with regard to Hermertia parody songs.

Genius.

Author:  Wysterian Labourer's Council [ November 15th, 2016, 11:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: A rebuttal

This is brilliant.

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ November 15th, 2016, 4:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: A rebuttal

I never read any of these. too long

Author:  King Tiber III [ November 15th, 2016, 8:04 pm ]
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Samyrrah Almandine wrote:
I never read any of these. too long

Get good.

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