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The Final Ballad
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Author:  Wysterian Labourer's Council [ October 26th, 2016, 10:17 pm ]
Post subject:  The Final Ballad

Samyrrah Almandine wrote:
An Ode to Nicholas being banned


Ask and you shall receive. A rewrite of, of all things, Bang Bang (Into The Room).

This marks teh end of this frankly strange outburst of sucky parodies. Maybe I should, like, scrapbook them or something.

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Banned Banned (From Hermertia)

[Verse 1 - Ignis:]
He always gets away with making puns
But now we’ve all had just too much this time
It’s nothing illegal that he has done
But we need to punish for this crime (oh)

(We’ve been waiting for this...
Time’s up for Nicholas)
While anybody can be annoying,
Yours is one we need to criticize, yeah

[Chorus – Samyrrah Almandine:]
Banned banned from Hermertia (You’re asking for it)
Banned banned from the Server (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme type it in (ah)
Forward-Slash Ban Nicholaaaaas
Banned banned there go the laws (You won’t be writing)
Fact, fact is that the cause (Was all that singing)
Wait a minute lemme type it in (ah)
Forward-Slash Ban Nicholaaaaas

[Verse 2 - Gimpy:]
We might've let you act the fool in chat
But I'm a show you what we tolerate
No, I don't need to hear you talk the talk
Just take the hint and leave us all in peace (oh)

(Okay you've used your last pun shhh,
Stop; just don't say a thing)
While anybody can be annoying,
Yours is one we need to criticize, yeah

[Chorus – Samyrrah Almandine:]
Banned banned from Hermertia (You’re asking for it)
Banned banned from the Server (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme type it in (ah)
Forward-Slash Ban Nicholaaaaas
Banned banned there go the laws (You won’t be writing)
Fact, fast is that the cause (Was all that singing)
Wait a minute lemme type it in (ah)
Forward-Slash Ban Nicholaaaaas

[Verse 3 – Mark Stefan:]
(You know what, guys?
Let me show you how the Ostrons do.)
This Duke ain’t coddled
It’s posting lore
It's a realm full throttle
It's oh, oh.
Building in the east yo
We winning in Hermertio
We dipping in the pot of Old Ale
Counties so good
They’re bigger than you ever could or ever would
Get a ride in the realm that could go
Wysteria has had it
Banned, banned, got it Nick?
Ostlaed dominant, prominent
It's me and Swigly, and clearly
If they test us they sorry
Raiders umph like Harley
Raidin’ shores near and farly
If we buildin' we bangin'
Lore clangin', we slangin'
It ain't King time just yet but get set 'cause I'm advancing and expanding (uh)

B to da' A to da' N to da' N to da' E to da’ D (baby)
B to da' A to da' N to da' N to da' E to da’ D hey
While anybody can be annoying,
Yours is one we need to criticize (critical)

[Chorus – Samyrrah Almandine:]
Banned banned from Hermertia (You’re asking for it)
Banned banned from the Server (I'll let ya have it)
Wait a minute lemme type it in (ah)
Forward-Slash Ban Nicholaaaaas
Banned banned there go the laws (You won’t be writing)
Fact, fast is that the cause (Was all that singing)
Wait a minute lemme type it in (ah)
Forward-Slash Ban Nicholaaaaas

Author:  Gimpy V [ October 26th, 2016, 11:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Final Ballad

Wow

Author:  Johanssen [ October 26th, 2016, 11:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Final Ballad

pls stop. ur only hurting the children.

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ October 27th, 2016, 9:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Final Ballad

You are both terrible and magnificent. We should record all these and put them on soundcloud

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