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The Snoutiest of Snouts
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Author:  Wysterian Labourer's Council [ October 23rd, 2016, 11:51 pm ]
Post subject:  The Snoutiest of Snouts

The ultimate break-up song parody.

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"I Knew You Were Trouble"

Once upon a time a few updates ago
We were in your sights, community aglow
You found us, you found us, you found us
I guess you seemed eager, and I guess I liked that
Looking for a vassal to pad my realm’s stats
Deceived me, deceived me, deceived me

Well he’s sunk the forums to depravity
And I realize the blame is on me.

'Cause I knew you were trouble when you posted
So shame on me now
Brought the forums to places we’d never been
'Til we banned the account, oh
I knew you were trouble when you posted
So shame on me now
Brought the forums to places we’d never been
Now your legacy is still around!
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

No apologies. He’ll never see us cry,
Maybe to him we’re just Minecrafters online.
We’re building, bonding, loreifying.
Now I saw you’ve been banned from checking php
A single Ducal vote is all your bill will see
And now I see, now I see, now I see

He was long gone when he pm’d me
And I realize the joke is on me, yeah!

I knew you were trouble when you posted
So shame on me now
Brought the forums to places we’d never been
'Til we banned the account, oh
I knew you were trouble when you posted
So shame on me now
Brought the forums to places we’d never been
Now your legacy is still around!
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble


And now we live with fear, and stricter questioning
That you’ll apply again, hide again, horrify again, under a false naaaaame

I knew you were trouble when you posted
So shame on me now
Brought the forums to places we’d never been
'Til we banned the account, oh
I knew you were trouble when you posted (banned from CraftyMines, banned from CraftyMines)
So shame on me now
Brought the forums to places we’d never been
Now your legacy is still around!
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

I knew you were trouble when you posted
Trouble, trouble, trouble
I knew you were trouble when you posted
Trouble, trouble, trouble

Author:  King Erastil [ October 23rd, 2016, 11:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Snoutiest of Snouts

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NICK GIVE HIM BACK YOU SWINE

Author:  Cerdic Accynnafon [ October 23rd, 2016, 11:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Snoutiest of Snouts

I don't feel safe

Author:  Gimpy V [ October 24th, 2016, 12:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Snoutiest of Snouts

It's okay Mark, Snoutmol does that.

Author:  Cadamosto [ October 24th, 2016, 1:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Snoutiest of Snouts

Can we get these narrated? I vote in favour of getting Mimo.

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ October 24th, 2016, 3:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The Snoutiest of Snouts

an Ode to 'Nicholas is banned '

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