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Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ October 23rd, 2016, 5:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | Nicholas and Gimpy |
Love you Gimpy! A tribute to our years-long relationship. ------ "Anything You Can Do" [Nicholas:] Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you! [Gimpy:] No you can't! [Nicholas:] Yes, I can! [Nicholas:] No, you can't! [Gimpy:] Yes, I can! [Nicholas:] No, you can't! [Gimpy:] Yes, I can, Yes, I can! [Nicholas:] Anything you can build, I can build nicer! Sooner or later my realm’s greater than yours! [Gimpy:] No, it’s not! [Nicholas:] Yes, it is! [Gimpy:] No, it’s not! [Nicholas:] Yes, it is! [Gimpy:] No, it’s not! [Nicholas:] Yes, it is, Yes, it is! [Nicholas:] I can draft a new law, with a single redraw! [Gimpy:] I can poach a vassal, without any hassle! [Nicholas:] I don’t need torches to see! [Gimpy:] So builds are unlit? [Nicholas:] Yes! [Gimpy:] Monsters won’t quit! [Nicholas:] Any rank you can reach, I can go higher! [Gimpy:] I attain any rank faster than you! [Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (As a Serf) [Gimpy:] Yes, I do. (As a Serf) [Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (As a Count) [Gimpy:] Yes, I do. (As a Count) [Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (As a Count) [Gimpy:] Yes, I do. (As a Duke) [Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (As a Duke) [Gimpy:] Yes, I do. (As a Duke) [Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (Applying for Kingship) [Gimpy:] Yes, I do! (Applying for Kingship) [Gimpy:] Anything lore you can write, I can write richer! I can write any lore richer than you! [Nicholas:] Merchant’s Guild? [Gimpy:] Unfulfilled! [Nicholas:] Parliament? [Gimpy:] Excrement! [Nicholas:] No, you can't! [Gimpy:] Yes, I can! [Nicholas:] Yes, I can! [Nicholas:] Anytime you expand, I expand faster. [Gimpy:] I expand anywhere faster than you. [Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (With one town) [Gimpy:] Yes, I do! (With one town) [Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (With a County) [Gimpy:] Yes, I do! (With a County) [Nicholas:] No, you don’t! (With a Duchy) [Gimpy:] Yes, I do! (With a Duchy) [Nicholas:] Yes, I do (Applying for Kingship) [Nicholas:] I can talk on Discord, sewing legal accord! [Gimpy:] My time zone is nearer, and I sound way clearer! [Nicholas:] I can rise to any age! [Gimpy:] Breaking our lore? [Nicholas:] Yes! [Gimpy:] That's what I thought..., you bore! [Nicholas:] Any trade you can make, I can make better! [Gimpy:] I conduct all my trade better than you! [Nicholas:] No, you can't! [Gimpy:] Yes, I can! [Nicholas:] No, you can't! [Gimpy:] Yes, I can! [Nicholas:] No, you can't! [Gimpy:] Yes, I can..., yes, Iiiiii caaaaan! [Nicholas:] Yes, you caaaan! [Gimpy:] Anything you can build, I can build better! With what you build Kaine would look better than you! [Nicholas:] Builds in Gallen? [Gimpy:] Builds in Rivale! [Nicholas:] Builds in Chester? [Gimpy:] Builds in Skragg! [Nicholas:] No, you can't! [Gimpy:] Yes, I can..., yes, I can! [Nicholas:] Any law you propose, I propose faster! [Gimpy:] I propose any law faster than you! [Nicholas:] No, you can't! (Fast) [Gimpy:] Yes, I can! (Faster) [Nicholas:] No, you can't! (Faster) [Gimpy:] Yes, I can! (Faster) [Nicholas:] No, you can't! (Faster) [Gimpy:] Yes I can! (Fastest) [Nicholas:] I can check the forums! [Gimpy:] I don’t die from boredom! [Nicholas:] I finish nether lines! [Gimpy:] I build boats and I’m fine! [Nicholas:] I can do most anything! [Gimpy:] Can you become a King? [Nicholas:] No! [Gimpy:] Neither can I! [Nicholas:] Any war you fight in, I fight in better! [Gimpy:] I can cause any war faster than you! [Nicholas:] No, you can’t! (Defence of Gallen) [Gimpy:] Yes, I can! (Mule War) [Nicholas:] No, you can't! (No more conflicts) [Gimpy:] Yes, I can! (Sea of Ashes Conflict) [Nicholas:] No, you can't! (No more conflicts) [Gimpy:] Yes, I can! (Shoots Mark and Gets Declared Upon) [Nicholas:] No, you can't, can't, can't! (Legacy of Pacifism) [Gimpy:] Yes, I can, can, can! (Loses all wars) [Gimpy:] Yes, I can! [Nicholas:] No, you can't! |
Author: | King Erastil [ October 23rd, 2016, 5:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas and Gimpy |
Nicholas are you okay |
Author: | Cerdic Accynnafon [ October 23rd, 2016, 6:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas and Gimpy |
I threw up |
Author: | Flanders [ October 23rd, 2016, 6:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas and Gimpy |
This is my favourite thus far |
Author: | Septimus [ October 23rd, 2016, 7:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas and Gimpy |
I suggest we intervene. Clearly Nicholas needs help |
Author: | Gimpy V [ October 23rd, 2016, 7:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas and Gimpy |
Wow, quite beautiful. Though I should mention I have won a war before.... |
Author: | King Tiber III [ October 23rd, 2016, 11:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas and Gimpy |
No thanks to yourself Gimpy, who was it that killed Ignis? |
Author: | King Erastil [ October 24th, 2016, 12:15 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas and Gimpy |
who murdered your entire nation while you hid gimpy |
Author: | Gimpy V [ October 24th, 2016, 12:42 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas and Gimpy |
I didn't say it was won by my own means, but I'd gladly fight you on even terms now Ignis. |
Author: | Petra Ravnikaar [ October 24th, 2016, 3:49 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Nicholas and Gimpy |
So mean to my Gimpy! |
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