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| Author: | Wysterian Labourer's Council [ October 21st, 2016, 12:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Nicholas's Anthem |
A rewrite parody of Weird Al's 'White and Nerdy', itself a parody. Long & Wordy They see me postin' A new law I know they're all thinking It’s too Long n’ Wordy Think it’s just too Long n’ Wordy Think it’s just too Long n’ Wordy Can't you see it’s Long n’ Wordy Writing laws so Long n’ Wordy! I wanna pass laws - That I draft But so far they all think They’re too Long n’ Wordy Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy They’re just too Long n’ Wordy Really, really Long n’ Wordy. First in Discord making laws succeed Got skills, I'm a Champion of legalese ‘Unread Posts’ that's my favorite thing to read Keep your warring I'll just write a peace treaty My ships don’t change to the contrary You'll find they're built quite similarly Been building farms with my partner Merry Keep trial records in my library My capital is all totally pimped out Got people visiting from other places My realm is diverse with a dozen races Builds and lore so good that it interlaces I make sure to include contract redundancies I'm a whiz at lore-writing I role-play for days Once you see my sweet builds you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin' so fast carpel tunnels’ ablaze There's no King App I haven't run At accepting criticism, well I’m number 1 Engage in diplomacy to get the job done I ain't got a torch but I get to legislate one "From Beginning to End" is my favorite anthem I can sure kick your butt writing memorandums I'll rebut any legal argument you bring on I'm fluent in French as well as name puns Here's the part I sing on They see me post on, the forums! I know in my heart they think it’s Long n’ Wordy! Think it’s just too Long n’ Wordy Think it’s just too Long n’ Wordy Can't you see it’s Long n’ Wordy Look at it it’s Long n’ Wordy! I'd like to pass laws That I draft Although it's apparent they’re too Long n’ Wordy Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy They’re just too Long n’ Wordy How'd they get so Long n’ Wordy? I've been reading, inspectin' Mods and plugins you know I reject 'em Historic traditions I must protect 'em drafting a legal accord never leaves me bored Writing new laws and filling duties Ministerial I edit the Imperial Codex which I memorized really well I can recite it right now and have you all log off the chat channel I got a business doing legislation When my friends need some laws who do they call? I do legal language for them all Even wrote the Indoles Carta! Yo! Got myself a headset They were having a sale down at ASDA Spend my nights on a Mac playing Minecraft BLOCK! BLOCK! Hope Sam don’t see me getting Apple-y. They’re wordy in the extreme; longer than forum memes Drafted Plugin Laws and King Laws and even Fast-Traveling! Only question I ever thought was hard Was why I get lost when I visit Mark? Spend every weekend On Discord in despair Got my name on laws everywhere! They see me postin’ They laughin' And critiquing laws because They’re Long n’ Wordy Just because they’re Long n’ Wordy Just because they’re Long n’ Wordy All because they’re Long n’ Wordy By Jove! they’re Long n’ Wordy! I wanna craft laws - they’ll vote on but oh well it's obvious they’re Long n’ Wordy Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy Think they’re just too Long n’ Wordy Look at them they’re Long n’ Wordy! |
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| Author: | King Tiber III [ October 21st, 2016, 12:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nicholas's Anthem |
This brings a tear of joy to my eye. |
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| Author: | Cadamosto [ October 21st, 2016, 2:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nicholas's Anthem |
I don't think this is the real Nicholas... |
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| Author: | Arcel [ October 21st, 2016, 3:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nicholas's Anthem |
Bah gawd man you should stay in Ireland forever. |
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| Author: | Gimpy V [ October 21st, 2016, 4:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nicholas's Anthem |
wow :') |
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| Author: | Darius V [ October 21st, 2016, 7:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nicholas's Anthem |
top memes |
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