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Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo
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Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ June 1st, 2015, 1:29 am ]
Post subject:  Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

I will add to this main post if you have ideas in the comments.


Discussions were had on mumble. Rules as follows.
Community inspired and constructed.

Hermertia Drinking Game:
Drink = Take one drink.
Shot = have a shot.
Waterfall = Drink as long as required until rules say to stop.

General
- Drink if someone says "GG".
- Drink if someone mentions the phrase "Underhand tactics".
- Drink if someone swears at or is mean to their vassals in any way.
- Drink when the server Resets
- Take a shot if you are the last person to reconnect after a reset.
- Drink if you ask for people to sleep/afk
- Drink if anyone makes a villager sound. Hrrrmmm!
- Drink if a controvertial player is mentioned: The Regent.
- Drink if one of the legendary players of the Server's history is mentioned, Lenier, Skeletal, Reich etc.
- Finish your drink if you die for any reason. (Sean only has to take a shot).
- Drink when someone says " The Regent will be Furious! "
- Drink if Gold Roads are mentioned.
- Drink if someone links to a screenshot
- Drink if someone has to be shouted to AFK.
- Drink if that one thing is mentioned.
- Drink whenever someone complains during a game of Civ.
- Drink when someone makes a baaaaah! noise.
- Waterfall for however long we 'harmonise' for.
- Drink whenever Twincest is mentioned.

Gimpy
- Drink when Gimpy grumbles to himself.
- Drink when Gimpy asks you for food. Gimpy also drinks.
- Drink whenever Gimpy complains about his laggy computer.
- Drink when Gimpy makes a weird noise.
- Drink when Gimpy attempts a Scottish accent.
- If Gimpy is threatened with war, Drink. Instigator takes a shot.
- Drink if Gimpy says " Hello? " in mumble to someone only he hears.
- Take a shot if Gimpy is yelling in mumble.
-Finish your drink if Gimpy and Varahein go 5 minutes without arguing or insulting each other while in the mumble at the same time
- Finish 2 drinks if Gimpy ever actually gets a new fucking computer.
- Take a shot if Gimpy rage quits.
- Drink if Gimpy is playing league instead of playing with his Serfs.
- Finish a whole fucking Keg if Gimpy ever finishes his netherlines and becomes a King.
- Drink if Gimpy sighs heavily while playing league.
- Drink if Gimpy bitches
- Drink if you hear Gimpy playing League becuase he pushes his talk button like a twat


Regent

- Drink if the Regent talks about his penis.
- Drink if the Regent mentions his girlfriend.
- Drink if the Regent rambles about existentiality.
- Drink if the Regent mentions politics.
- Waterfall if the Regent goes on about something happening in the news lately.
- Regent drinks if he shoots you with arrows or snowballs from far away.
- Regent drinks if he says " Its really late but i'm going to stay up anyways" .
- Drink if the Regent says "Thats hilarious!" .
- Drink if the Regent mentions Ikwe or Alcona.
- Drink if the Regent makes a weird hmm/villager type noise.
- Drink if the Regent says " Nice. " .
- Drink if Regent abuses OP powers. (Cat bomb spam etc).
- Regent and the person who suffocates on Minerva's Nether Lines both take a shot.
- Drink if the Regent says "Ebbs and Flows".
- Drink if Regent is going over technical stuff with someone in Mumble.

Chairman
- Drink if the word "Duke" is mentioned.
- Drink if the Southern Express Nether Line is mentioned.
- Take a shot if the word "Sheep" is mentioned in relation to the Chairman.
- Take a drink if the Chairman makes a weird noise.
- Drink if Chairman gets antsy and avoids talking about anything Sheep related.
- Finish your Drink when Chairman finally comes back from his semester abroad. ( DO IT NOW YOU BITCHES).

Samyrrah
- Take a shot whenever Samyrrah impersonates Sean Connery.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah make a weird noise.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah mention your mother .
- Drink whenever Samyrrah is racist.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah mention how shit Scotland is.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah posts a picture of boobs or a cat.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah says " Oohhhh Myyyyy " like George Takei.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah brags about the Gym.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah has to find a map link for someone.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah says GG.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah complains about having another hernia.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah claims to be good with the ladies.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah talks with his mouth full.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah double-posts.
- Drink whenever Samyrrah says " Sorry I was texting".
- Take a shot when Samyrrah complains about horses suffocating to death all the time.
- Take a drink whenever Samyrrah delegates someone as in charge when Samyrrah goes afk. Delegated person in charge takes a shot and curses their misfortune.
- Take a drink whenever Samyrrah says "Mojang is just a small indie company...)

Tree
- Drink if Tree logs on, says hello, and logs off.
- Drink if Tree sends you a snapchat of his cat.

Aeries
- Drink whenever the Tree is mentioned.
- Take a shot whenever Aeries says something racist.
- Aeries finishes his Drink if he Hits the ground too hard.
- Drink if someone confuses Aeries with Aurennis in Mumble Chat.
- Drink if Aeries mentions the donate button (but srsly, donate).
- Drink if Aeries says "Banned".
- Drink if Aeries claims to be 'supervising' a build.
- Drink if Aeries complains about a lack of carrots.
- Drink if Aeries makes the " Ooohooahhh!" Noise when surprirsed.
- Drink if Aeries complains about Vaneth boning him.
- Drink if someone calls Aeries Hitler.


Roglar
- Take a drink if Roglar speaks in German to his girlfriend on mic.
- Take a drink if Roglar's Iron Farms are mentioned.
- Roglar takes a shot if he mentions how much redstone his builds use.
- Drink if Das Boot is mentioned.
- Drink if Roglar is breathing in his mic.
- Drink if Roglar kills you in Civ.
- Roglar takes a shot if he falls to his death building his giant machines.
- Drink if Roglar makes a reference to crushing you with his giant Iron Golem army.
- Waterfall if Roglar is explaining German Efficiency in his builds.
- Finish your drink when Roglar completes another Farm.
- Drink if Roglar giggles evilly.


Nicholas
- Drink if anyone says " Classic Sean ".
- Drink if Nicholas dies.
- Take a shot if Nicholas is unsure who someone is, Sean and that person take a shot.
- Drink if Nicholas mentions beacon mining or his blaze grinder. Nicholas also takes a drink.
- Drink if Nicholas doesn't know where to go in the Nether to reach someone.
- Drink if Nicholas forgets to let go of push to talk and you can hear yourself through his mic.
- Nicholas takes a shot if he confuses someone with Gimpy.
- When Aeries says not to encourage someone, the encourager and encouragee both drink
-Drink if you hear Aeries's cat through his mic


Warlord Khutu (formerly Var Khalam)
- Take a shot if Warlord Khutu comes online.
- Drink if Warlord Khutu refers to the Regent as "Dodd"
- Drink if Warlord Khutu threatens war.
- Drink if Kuhtu mocks anyone or slags them off.
- Finish your drink if Khutu actually gets a new minecraft account and comes back online to play.
- Drink if Nicholas confuses Orell and Mimo
- Waterfall while Nicholas hot mics


Mryon
- Drink if you say something " X " and then Myron says you're an " X "
- Drink if Myron says " You never visit me "
- Take a shot when Myron creepily says on mumble " Sam, Saaaaaam" or "Smah".
- Drink if Myron says something that makes the whole mumble become silent.
- Drink if Myron de-rails a thread.
- Waterfall until the chant of "YOM YOM YOM" finishes if started.
- Finish your drink if Gimpy and Myron go 5 minutes without arguing or insulting each other while in the mumble at the same time.
- Take a shot if Myron makes a joke that makes you uncomfortable.
- Take a drink if Dark humour is used by Myron.
- If underwear soup is mentioned by someone other than Myron, everyone drinks some except Myron, who cackles in the distance
- Take enough shots to delete your short term memory if Myron mentions soup


Haedren
- Drink if someone confuses Haedren with Aeries in Mumble Chat
- Drink if Haedren talks about how big the farms are in North Town
- Drink whenever Haedren complains about how long that road he just made is.
- Take a shot whenever Haedren mentions "#Aurennis for Emperor", take a shot if the '#' is used at all.
- Drink if Haedren and the "Eastern Crew" say their co-build will be cooler than the "Western Plebes" co-builds.
- Take a shot if that black sheep incident in Koinia is mentioned.
- Drink if Haedren mentions " There is a villager in Northtown that sells x ".
- Drink if Haedren complains about having too many "god tools" in his Ender Chest.
- Take a shot if "[Redacted]" is mentioned.



Scrios
- Drink whenever Scrios insults his twin brother Kyn
- Drink whenver safety regulations are mentioned
- Scrios Finishes his drink, everyone else Drinks when Scrios has to brb to answer the phone.
- Drink whenever Perthian Nether Lines are bragged about (mentioned at all).
- Drink when Scrios threatens to whip a vassal for disobedience. (I.e. Samaia is being a dick)
-Take a shot whenever Scrios says "Oooooooohh baby!"
- Finish 2 drinks if Scrios actually begins to build the gates at Castle Dunn (fuck).
- Drink if Scrios needs to get a reference shot before building.
- Finish your drink if Scrios and Kyn fuck off and play CS instead of playing Hermertia.

Kyn
- Drink whenever Kyn insults his twin brother Scrios.
- Drink whenver safety regulations are mentioned.
- Drink whenever Kyn mentions Floggen.
- Drink whenever Kyn comes on and says "Yooooooo".
- Drink if Kyn complains about his Nether portals not linking.
- Drink if Kyn complains about Scrios being a gaylord.
- Finish your drink if Kyn actually comes online.
- Drink whenever someone makes a kyn pun

Arjen
- Drink whenever Arjen mentions going to the Gym.
- Drink whenever Arjen actually comes online.
- Drink if Arjen calls Atryl a bitch.
- Take a shot if Arjen mentions how busy he has been being a fancy pants doctor.
- Take a shot if Arjen calls Atryl "Goldy".
- Finish your drink if Arjen every actually posts in the Faces of Hermertia Thread.

Vaneth
- Drink whenver Vaneth says " Boop "
- Drink whenever Vaneth says " Boobs! :D "
- Drink whenever Vaneth says "Scrubby Scrubby". Gimpy takes a Shot.
- Drink whenever Vaneth says " I love you all" and then logs off.
- Drink if Vaneth sighs in exasperation.
Take a shot if Vaneth says oh my (fucking) god.
- Drink if Vaneth Shushes Serenity.
- Drink if Vaneth tells someone to stfu.
- Finish your drink if Vaneth is actually nice to Gimpy.
- Drink if Vaneth and Sam disagree over what counts as attractive on a woman due to some pic Sam shares in mumble.

Jakob
- Drink if any MLG related noises or words come out of Jakob's mouth/chat box.
- Drink if his Serf Ovarion is mentioned as a minion/slave/peasant.


Sevrys
- Drink if crests are mentioned by Sevrys.
- Take a shot if a new rule is thought of for Sevrys for this game.
- Drink if Sevrys is asked to make a Crest for someone.

Calypso
- Drink whenever Fishing is mentioned. Calypso takes a shot.
- Drink whenever Calypso says " Shite " in a scottish accent.
- Finish your drink if Calypso actually comes online.

Olethia
- Drink whenever a web design related comment is mentioned
- The Regent takes a shot whenever he asks for tips on improving the site. Olethia giggles.
- Finish your drink if Olethia comes online.

Merry
- Drink whenever Merry jumps off a tall building and hits the ground too hard.
- Take a shot whenever Merry changes his Minecraft login name.
- Drink whenver Merry comes on with his non-Hermertia skin on. Merry takes a shot ( of orange juice, we're responsible people ;) ).
- Finish your drink if Merry starts a new County or comes back online.(Welp)

Barath Mur
- Take a drink whenever Barath mentions how shit his laptop is/was.
- Finish your drink when Barath Mur finally gets on
- Take a drink whenever Barath Mur slags off Pyrencia
- Sam Takes a drink whenever Barath Mur's dog is mentioned.

NeonSturm
- Drink if you see NeonSturm in person in game.
- Drink if the Kingdom of Alethia is mentioned.

Liserett
- Take a shot if Liserett comes on mumble.
- Drink if Liserett mentions moving house.
- Drink if Liserett hisses at you.
- Finish your drink if Liserett's SO applies to the server. (fuck)
- Drink if Liserett and the word "murder" are mentioned in the same sentence.
- Drink if the words " Innocent " or " kill " are mentioned.
- Drink if Liserett coming online provokes a reaction from other players like " *flees* or " fuck ".


Avalon
- Drink if anyone mentions how handsome Avalon is.
- Drink if Avalon dc's due to lag
- Drink if the JourneyMap maps that Avalon makes are mentioned.
- Drink if anything Spanish is mentioned.
- Avalon takes a shot if he is killed by a Zombie or a Spider.

Serenity
- Drink if Serenity and Celestine get up to no good and are giggling together
- Drink if "Art" related puns to their names are mentioned.
- Drink if Serenity speaks in a foreign language.
- Drink if Serenity talks way to fucking loud in mumble and has to be shushed

Squire
- Drink if we think of a rule for you for this game.

Seph
- Drink if Samaia cracks the whip on her vassals to get building,
Take a shot if they are on together at the same time.

Jaeger
- Drink if Samaia cracks the whip on her vassals to get building,
Take a shot if they are on together at the same time.

Heirophant
- Drink if the Imperial Games are mentioned.
- Take a shot if the Imperial Champion Blue name colour is questioned by anyone.
- Finish your drink if Heirophant wins the next Imperial Games.
- Take a shot if the mysteriousness of Heirophant's people's religion is mentioned or brought up.

Emsa
- Drink if Emsa has to ask a question about the server's history.
- Drink if Emsa starts engaging in " server banter " (aka slagging off Gimpy).
- Take a shot if Emsa comes into mumble without being asked.

Chronnis
- Take a shot if Chronnis posts on the forums
- Take a drink if Nicholas forgets who Chronnis is.

Bolseby
- Take a drink when we figure out a rule for him.

Senetrix
- Senetrix drinks if someone refers to him as " sexy ".

Mark Stefan
- Take a drink if Mark complains about the historical inaccuracy of something on the server.
- Take a drink if Mark mispronounces his own Östron name.
- Take a shot if Mark starts being more racist than Sam.
- Finish your drink if Mark is more racist than Aeries.
- Take a shot when Mark moves house finally.
- Take a drink if Mark mentions his Creeper lore.
- Take a drink if Mark sings Gunther songs.
- Take a drink if Mark links to a Sexual Lobster video.
- Take a drink if anyone mispronounces Östlaed
- Take a drink every time Mark says "Farmers Market" or "Local Ingredients"

Author:  Gimpy V [ June 1st, 2015, 2:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

*Drink if some one enters mumble and Gimpy starts yelling*

Author:  Arcel [ June 1st, 2015, 2:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

Glad to see my farm comments made it to the list.

Author:  Joren [ June 1st, 2015, 3:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

Drink if I call Atryl a bitch. ;)

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ June 1st, 2015, 12:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

Updated to include comments. Please continue to post more if you think of any! :D

Author:  Celestine [ June 6th, 2015, 3:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

Drink is Cel says "I love you all/guys" and logs off.

Author:  King Erastil [ June 6th, 2015, 9:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

Drink if that one thing gets mentioned

Author:  Petra Ravnikaar [ June 6th, 2015, 11:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

updated

Author:  Arcel [ June 6th, 2015, 2:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

Samaia Almandine wrote:
Aurennis
- Drink whenever Aurennis complains about how long that road he just made.


Lel

Author:  Arcel [ June 6th, 2015, 2:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hermertia Drinking Game 2: Eclectic Boogaloo

Anytime I say #AurennisforEmperor.

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