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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2016, 4:25 am 
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Wysteria, Off the coast from Port Gallen.


2130: Liserett attempts to loot Ocean Monument solo.

21:42: Liserett runs out of breathing potions and requires Duke Nicholas to come and assist.

21:50: Liserett Drowns and so does Duke Nicholas.

2200ish: Gimpy rolls up his sleeves and senses his prey/opportunity/chance to help.

2201: Gimpy Declares War on the Ocean Monument and all Fish people. He Directly intervenes in attempting to save the beleaguered Wysterians.

2203: Mumble is ablaze with jokes about Gimpy being the saviour and how FUBAR the whole thing is.

2205: Gimpy is amazingly lost after getting to the portal in Gallen and not having anyone to follow. Nicholas gets lost looking for flowers .

2206: Wysteria decried as "most incompetant nation in Mercuria" by mumble hacks.

2208: Duke Nicholas threatens to abandon Liserett after being unable to find her. Gimpy's current status is ???

2210: Unconfirmed reports from Gimpy himself claiming to have killed the last Guardian. (Editor's remark: Highly suspect claim).

2215: ?????

2216-2218: I think they met up again (finally) somehow.

2219: " I was doing fiiiiiine until I invited my liege over!" - Liserett, mumble, heard through Horatio's mic.

2223: Gimpy wonders how scared he should be of Liserett. Horatio reveals horrifying truth on mumble. "Oh come on, I balance the pain with pleasure" - Liserett.

2225: Still unable to find previous death's chest despite looking for over 30 minutes.

2226: Liserett claims to be having special time with Gimpy after Nicholas has buggered off to get food.

What is believed to be a heavily doctored image with Nicholas as the Guardian apparently. Look, his name is above it!


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2229: ?????????

2251: Liserett dying of laughter after reading this thread.

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2016, 4:33 am 
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rest in memes

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2016, 6:05 am 
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http://puu.sh/mGbBc/0f06f1bf58.jpg

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We done it!!! =D

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2016, 6:30 am 
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Sounds as equally pitiful as my own attempt at clearing a monument. I guess these things bring out the most inept part of us.

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2016, 6:46 am 
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Pitiful? Non sense! Songs of our adventures shall echo in the homes and hearts of Hermertians for many centuries to come!

For Glory!

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2016, 7:29 am 
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The only songs ive heard so far are eye of the tiger and awembaweyawembawey

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2016, 7:52 pm 
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Oh god; I was entirely useless :) Guess some things are better left to my far more capable vassal.

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PostPosted: January 23rd, 2016, 8:07 pm 
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AND BETTER LOOKING ALLY ;)

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PostPosted: July 1st, 2016, 8:20 pm 
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bump for lols

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