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Wysteria, Off the coast from Port Gallen.
2130: Liserett attempts to loot Ocean Monument solo.
21:42: Liserett runs out of breathing potions and requires Duke Nicholas to come and assist.
21:50: Liserett Drowns and so does Duke Nicholas.
2200ish: Gimpy rolls up his sleeves and senses his prey/opportunity/chance to help.
2201: Gimpy Declares War on the Ocean Monument and all Fish people. He Directly intervenes in attempting to save the beleaguered Wysterians.
2203: Mumble is ablaze with jokes about Gimpy being the saviour and how FUBAR the whole thing is.
2205: Gimpy is amazingly lost after getting to the portal in Gallen and not having anyone to follow. Nicholas gets lost looking for flowers .
2206: Wysteria decried as "most incompetant nation in Mercuria" by mumble hacks.
2208: Duke Nicholas threatens to abandon Liserett after being unable to find her. Gimpy's current status is ???
2210: Unconfirmed reports from Gimpy himself claiming to have killed the last Guardian. (Editor's remark: Highly suspect claim).
2215: ?????
2216-2218: I think they met up again (finally) somehow.
2219: " I was doing fiiiiiine until I invited my liege over!" - Liserett, mumble, heard through Horatio's mic.
2223: Gimpy wonders how scared he should be of Liserett. Horatio reveals horrifying truth on mumble. "Oh come on, I balance the pain with pleasure" - Liserett.
2225: Still unable to find previous death's chest despite looking for over 30 minutes.
2226: Liserett claims to be having special time with Gimpy after Nicholas has buggered off to get food.
What is believed to be a heavily doctored image with Nicholas as the Guardian apparently. Look, his name is above it!
2229: ?????????
2251: Liserett dying of laughter after reading this thread.
Guess some things are better left to my far more capable vassal.
